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SOC has soaked Ambridge to the core across a never ending weekend. Discuss The Archers post-watershed here.

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PseudoBadger · 11/03/2015 17:26

Deluged damp squid or not? And has Peggy been assisted off the mortal coil by Rob yet?
And when will JD and Brian remember Debbie?

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ppeatfruit · 20/03/2015 14:20

Well IIRC Knob blamed jess for their break up, saying that she didn't want a family and he did Hmm...

squeaver · 20/03/2015 14:25

Yes I do agree that Jess isn't really a "together" kind of gal which is why the way she's acting now is better than turning up randomly on Helen's doorstep, phoning him endlessly etc.

(Or maybe she's gone silent...)

ArcheryAnnie · 20/03/2015 14:35

Ah, Chopper, but we know Adam already has form in thinking the polytunnels as perfect locations for erotic encounters.

ErrolTheDragon · 20/03/2015 14:39

I don't see Jess as 'deranged' (careful you're not buying Rob's version!). I think she's someone who was in an EA relationship, eventually saw it for what it was (perhaps the time apart from Rob clarified things), tried to make one last go of it in Ambridge, was met with the same-old, then the worm turned and she decided not to play Rob's games any more but give as good as she got. Not sure why she'd have slept with him after she'd left - the valentine's day meeting I think we have two unreliable narrators - but now she's back in control of her own life and enjoying it.

ErrolTheDragon · 20/03/2015 14:40

Liked the CA fore and aft of the lunchtime repeat today.

ragged · 20/03/2015 14:42

Jess is vindictive, don't you think? Not that I mind, makes for good soap. :)

ErrolTheDragon · 20/03/2015 14:47

Not sure... assuming that Rob is the father of her child, what would we be expecting her to do differently? (given that he's Rob and she knows he wouldn't behave amicably now she's turned to the dark side into an independent woman.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 20/03/2015 14:58

tBh I just think the actresses delivery is so wooden it makes her sound deranged!!

florentina1 · 20/03/2015 15:13

Now the 'Turkey Baster ' theory has blown clean out the water my idea, that Knob had secretly had a vasectomy. Back to the drawing board.

enochroot · 20/03/2015 16:22

I think Jess is just badly acted, not deranged.

She told Helen he's 'bloody irresistible' so I do think it is his baby. All the business of Helen having no income any more is to give him cause to become critical of how she's spending 'his' money, no doubt on 'her' son.

Icimoi · 20/03/2015 17:01

it's also worth bearing in mind that Jess seems to be on good terms with Knob's parents. It seems odd that they haven't apparently been in touch, unless they have been contacting him and he is just keeping very quiet about it.

ErrolTheDragon · 20/03/2015 17:25

Oh yes, I'd forgotten the 'irresistable' thing (easy to do when all we have is a voice saying nasty things). So Jess just had a night of lust with her ex. Foolish but not deranged.

ZeroFunDame · 20/03/2015 19:07

Is Charlie Justin's son?

GypsyFloss · 20/03/2015 19:14

We mentioned Jess and she appeared. We're good you know!

GypsyFloss · 20/03/2015 19:15

I think he might be Zero

Bluestocking · 20/03/2015 19:19

I think Charlie must be Justin's son, or why would he be all worried about Justin's name being dragged through the mud?

stilllearnin · 20/03/2015 19:22

So he slept with her then - that's the first admission of that isn't it?

minkGrundy · 20/03/2015 19:25

Jess isn't deranged.
He did not deny sleeping with her.
He did accuse her of shagging around - classic EA.
He stonewall denied it's his - classuc EA.
She said he used to be anle to convince her black was white - classic EA survivor.

She is quite rihht to claim CM. (Exactly the advice she'd get on MN.) CM and access are separate.

And she is just relishing the fact that for once he can't make the baby not his by saying it over and over. It is a verifiable fact. Can't blame her after years of being told black is white and forced to back down by browbeating.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 20/03/2015 19:29

My problem isn't the facts surrounding Jess but her delivery makes her sound deranged to me! So I find it hard to sympathise with her! It is bad acting IMO

So will we find out Charlie has a different surname to Justin because he is his secret love child and he is desperate to get his fathers approval?

Was there any poly tunnel action?

R4 · 20/03/2015 19:32

His blackmail technique - the threat of delay in the divorce - doesn't bode well for Helen's nuptials.

enochroot · 20/03/2015 22:53

Ah, she's changed the will already. (I'm listening late.)

Rob was unctuously welcoming Tony into his own home. Loathsome creature.
Smarming one minute, threatening the next. Good acting from him though.

Charlie is either Justin's love child or he has been mentored by Justin but he's definitely more loyal than a mere employee is likely to be.

CuttedUpPear · 20/03/2015 22:54

How come I've only just found out about Shambridge?
Did you lot know and never tell me?

It's brilliant!!

ErrolTheDragon · 20/03/2015 22:59

Did Peggy say she has changed her will or that she's going to? Just what rob wants to hear right now.

Charlie must either be Justin's son or his toy boy.

CuttedUpPear · 20/03/2015 23:26

...sorry Errol...back to Shambridge - this episode is lovely, it's a little old now but a great tribute to OldClarrie soundcloud.com/shambridge/episode-6-au-revoir-to-clarrie

GypsyFloss · 20/03/2015 23:59

I think she said she is going to change it. She'd better get a move on....Rob is loitering with that pillow....

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