Rogered by a hobbit in the LL undergrowth, buried in a raised bed with Bert or harassed behind the arras with Adam? Pick your Ambridge fate here.

[PseudoBadger]

A big showdown tonight I hope.

Thanks to Zero (I think?) for the great title.

When will Henry get his pony White horse of the Apocalypse?

Robbieeeee! It's meee, it's Jessieeee!

Has Ryder been stalking Adam on grindr, or the farmers' equivalent - tractr?

Gosh - is that the time? (Though that was Brian...)

...sorry -premature post. I was, in an idle moment, attempting to form a sentence...

(Wasn't it Martyn who crossed Cathy at GG?)

Not at GG, at the golf club....

Robbieeeee! It's meee, it's Jessieeee! I've come home. I'm so cold! Let me in-a-your window.

Title?

Maybe the recorded delivery was payment for the hit on Jess and rob will suddenly be a widower

Susan will be a key witness at the trial

'Well I only steamed the pack open an had a look because I was suspicious and I jotted down the address and date because it was such a lot of money."

oops, yes byos you are right, and 900k is more like it. Still thought he was a crap land agent though!

Perhaps the next title could include the White Pony of the Apocalypse
plus the Robbieee, it's me line, and a passing mention of the sinister plague of pheasants?

something about portents of doom?

(though i do like the kate bush one)

Graham R. had the hots for Caroline some years back, before Oliver and Guy were around.

Didn't he go hunting in an effort to impress her which failed dismally?

Or maybe just regular riding...either way he wasn't very good iirc

Please can we have yeoman farmers in the new thread?

And a mention of Village of the Damned

Brilliant line for Adam there,,whistling and calling "Come back!" to the sheepdog when Charlie Thomas is mentioned.

Told ya!

Lynda v Flo(p)s.

My ds chose to do all his holiday homework tonight so I didn't feel I could hurry him to bed and missed the archers. What is wrong with that child's priorities????

So what happened? What was Adams truth?

Phoebe's elocution is making me want to punch her

But that aside, how's she going to react when she finds out he was cheerfully planning to dump the lot of them in favour of a berth at LL?

Oh, sorry, BYOS

Adam's truth was the potential sale of Brookfield

Thanks!

Bit boring really. I was hoping for finding out Ian was still alive/Charlie telling him he has an std/losing the estate contract

That was fairly tame for a Friday night.

Best line was 'screwing that middle-aged tart'!

Was that said by phoebe?

Yes

Just listening

Phoebe is annoying

David is having nightmares about moving the cows but not his mum and kids?

He doesn't have to worry about milking them, tbf