Is that a CHICKEN roasting in the oven Rob, or are you just pleased to see me? Oh and Hayley, LTB. Discuss The Archers here.

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How about we immortalise Schrodinger's Baby in the opening paragraph?

How long will this thread last DadDadDad?

Can we campaign for pip to only be allowed to communicate through mime?

Do you think carol is a witch?

Secret concoctions... Definitely a witch.

Defo a witch! Excellent!

Ok - I may have to quit. Charlie flirting will kill me.

Or she grows her own weed...

Man Charlie is flirting again isn't he?

Oh god Elizabeth is so annoying

Maybe carol could use a convocation to improve her eyesight - Roy being attractive?!?

Carol has put a truth draft in Lizzido's Pea Pod Burgundy.

Roy - good looking?!

Oh god - now Adam is at it. Please let my ears fall off before the next instalment of this icky pair

Right man, right place...

Charlie wants to see Adam's Hunt Balls.

Deffo grows her own weed. And a witch.

Roy is a very looking young man...what bloody planet are they on? Bollocks.

Oohhhh Chadam. I ship that.

So unfair on blameless listeners....

Is Adam really so irresistible that every gay/bi/bi-curious/once thought about it idly on the no. 45 bus bloke within a 50 mile radius of Ambridge wants to shag him? REALLY????

Shipping right along with you, Gypsy!

zero i am with you on that. I won't mind too much if Adam brushes him off sharpish - But I will not be happy if he strays again. People are quite capable of keeping it in their trousers, don't you know SWs? And I also won't be happy if a scorned Charlie makes it difficult for Adam - we have that storyline elsewhere thanks. So what would be the point of Charlie coming on to Adam? to show Adam is all loyalty now? grrr
(although I did like Elizabeth confiding in Carol - nice)

Didn't you know all gay men are promiscuous and that's why gay marriage should never have been allowed!

Does feel like they have a big book of stereotypes to dig into.

What? Is charlie gay? I sort of zoned out during the last few minutes and totally missed it...I presume this has been discussed previously and I missed that too? My archers gaydar is well off!

Carol clearly poisoned John Tregorran with her sinister concoctions

BURN THE WITCH!

Ye gods and little fishes. Not Charlie and Adam. Oh please not that. Anything but that.

Carol definitely into witchcraft. She'll have a little Jennifer doll to stick pins in. Maybe a Hayley doll too so that dear Lizzie can have 'charming, good looking' Roy.

I'm not at all a happy bunny. WHERE IS IAN?

And when is the hunt ball?

Not only is Jess going to give birth that night but Jennifer is going to be struck down by inexplicable shooting pains all over her body. Charlie is going to seduce Adam in the shrubbery while Freddie runs amok in a gorilla suit and Lily paints Banksy-like murals around LH depicting her mother being rogered by a hobbit.

That's an episode I want to hear, unitarian.

There was a distinctly smug tone to Carol's voice when she assured Lizzie she wouldn't tell anyone. She clearly loves the prospect of knowing secrets that even Lizzie's mother doesn't know.

As Welshwabbit said, I'm not sure why no man can be impervious to Adam's charm!

Lily paints Banksy-like murals around LH depicting her mother being rogered by a hobbit

Brilliant!