Blimey you lot are good! I like Johnnie, especially how saying the same seems so awkward to P&T.
Can we have 'cup of tea and a wazz' in the next thread title? Please?
On R&H, someone said Rob wouldn't bother with a strong-minded independent rational woman though, would he?
I once work with a guy who liked nothing more than getting into relationships with strong women and completely destroying them! He tried it with me (in a professional rather than personal level thankfully!) and landed on his arse. I did get into trouble over an email I sent to another colleague he was actually sexually harrassing, in which I cast aspersions on the size of his member - he logged into my email and found it 
. He went crying to the boss and resigned in high dudgeon, clearly thinking we'd be sacked and he'd be welcomed back to the fold, but it didn't work. He was an incompetent arrogant arse and we'd been looking for a way to get rid!
I hope Jess and Hellin meet again, because I kind of wanted Jess to be more explicit:
'are you still working?' 'yes, but in a reduced capacity'
'do you still see family?' 'yes, but my brother has recently emigrated, actually that was Rob's idea'
'does he tell you what to wear?' 'well, he has good taste, so.....'
'does he critisise what you cook?' 'yes, I mean no, I mean, he makes suggestions.....'
'do you still see friends?' 'erm....'
and so on...
So glad the crones are on the case!