Come and play Grand Theft Combine through the quiet Ambridge streets. And by the way, ROB IS STILL MARRIED.

[PseudoBadger]

Bolloxfest is imminent. Will this thread make it to the big day?

Oh - it was an AmEx story. I'm so

"we had a wee time out for your coughing fit"

that did make me laugh

i think rob would have liked to have a go at pat too but couldn't

No! Harry was a milkman employed by Mike! Jazzer despised him.

also, is something going on with alistair, or are all the reasons for him not being there just covering for the fact that they haven't got the actor in?

(Sorry Pet - crossed.)

don't worry, i was muttering away to myself!

Jazzer an Harry lived together didn't they (not as a couple)

I've known a few fallons in my time. They can't decide so end up leading men on whilst playing dumb to the impact their having. I don't see one now because she completely messed my friend around and wasted the best part of his twenties.

Just bloody tell him you're not interested and let him move on. And pc plot needs to stop being such a simpering tit.

As for rob and jim - I don't really believe him could be bullied that easily.

Alastair and Shula heading for divorce (yawn, too common now sw)

I think liz will tell Shula about Roy and this will lead to Shula wondering why she doesn't get any exciting shags any more (I know I know but the sw clearly want us to believe Roy is mr exciting pants personified)

I hope he washed first.

We were speculating about Alistair's 'networking' some weeks ago. I wonder if something is going on ..... give SaintShula a taste of her own medicine (I can't believe I just said that, but she's not real is she?).

Well, I never! I just thought Jazzer had a crush on Fallon and she thought she was too good for him..didn't realise they had actually Done It.

yes, there was that conference when dan came home. he mentioned a vet practice the other side of the ocunty i think?

ooh golly

"county"

Petula! No need for that sort of language!

Petula ! love the typo.
Now I didn't ever listen to AmEx, but I recall the trip to Edinburgh & I never realised that Fallon & Jazzer DTD-are you sure Zero ?

I remember the Fallon/Jazzer (Fazzer?) plot line and can confirm that there was carnal consolation involved. Hadn't remembered that it was AmbEx though - I suppose it was a bit racy for the regular prog what with the goings-on in the van and Harry and his sexy ex.

...Swear on my radio's life.

And yes " irretrievable breakdown" inevitably coming. But Alistair can console himself at the next Ocunty Show...

i've just been reminded of the jim naughtie / jeremy (c)hunt thing

Now that was a nasty cough...

it was so funny, i was in the car, nearly had to pull over

I was afraid Radio 4 would be taken off the air...

Funniest thing ever.

Thank you Blue , & thank youZero -I'm not casting nasturtiums on you & your radio, honest

Harry and Jazzer - God I'd forgotten that dubious double act...

And they shared a flat didn't they? How did Jazzer end up at Jim's then?

told You may be sure that the next thing I "remember" will be completely wrong. So much of the story goes on entirely in my head; I'm never quite sure which is which.

I thought the Rob/Jim interaction was very interesting. I think Rob showed his true colours to totally the wrong person - somebody who isn't at all emotionally invested in him and who is likely to say that they think he's an aggressive twat to anybody they meet.......