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Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

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PseudoBadger · 08/07/2014 23:07

For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

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BuildYourOwnSnowman · 24/07/2014 20:51

The grundys probably complained about the competition!

So given the 50 shades film is out soon do you think it will turn out that lizzie is actually running an s&m swingers club in the basement of lower loxley?

Icimoi · 24/07/2014 21:04

I did enjoy Fagash cheerfully blackmailing Piggoi. Well back on form after her mega Paul-related aberration.

mummytime · 24/07/2014 23:47

I liked how excited they got over: a green woodpecker and a deer. Neither especially rare (we get deer in our gardens where I live, which is edge of town rather than countryside).

BitOutOfPractice · 25/07/2014 00:34

Oh they SO should've called it LockStock

PetulaGordino · 25/07/2014 00:37

They've done Peggy being a backseat driver before, which I like for the consistency, and also the realistic irritating habit (if you're the driver)

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 25/07/2014 07:56

Does the lack of interesting species mean the SWs are city folk?

I was thinking about how well the Brian/siobhan story was done. Does ruaridh ever see his mums family? Why does he still have such a strong accent?

Why do Ruth and Hayley still have such strong accents?

R4 · 25/07/2014 08:10

The idea of the walk was a bit bizarre. I was going to post previously but didn't, thinking "no, they know what they are doing" ...
A new road will bulldoze its way over countryside, not follow footpaths. So to do The Walk they would have to go over private land. But, thinks me, they're country folk; they know the rules about trespass; they know the local landowners - they'll get permission. How wrong was I? That was a real PR blunder, thank goodness no-one thought to invite The Echo along.
But wasn't it great to hear some "Git Orf Moi Laaaand". David should have been there to take notes.Grin

JollyGolightly · 25/07/2014 08:15

It's so you can tell them apart build. Strong accents avoid the problem of everyone sounding the same, like peep/Jess/Helen/wedding dress woman.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 25/07/2014 09:14

I thought 'angry farmer' was Roy putting on a silly voice!

What accent does pc plod have?

R4 · 25/07/2014 09:40

PC Plot has some northernish accent, Nottingham direction maybe? When he put on his let's-all-be-reasonable voice last night I thought that he sounded a bit like Alan.

ppeatfruit · 25/07/2014 10:01

Yes Jolly 'tis true; DD1 missed a part in a beeb radio play because her voice was too similar to another girl who was in it.

What's up with Pegg? does she know something about JD and John Treg. that no one else knows???

Bluestocking · 25/07/2014 16:50

In Relationships

Female perspective needed please!!

Hello ladies, hope you don't mind a mere man coming in here for some advice. Forgive the lengthy post but I'm trying not to "drip feed" as I know how much you ladies hate that!

DW and myself have been together since 2001 and while we've been reasonably happy together, I've always wondered if there might be something missing. To cut a long story short, something happened a couple of weeks ago which proved to me that something is lacking in our relationship.

DW and I got together at a difficult time when we both needed support, my DD1 (DW's DSD) was born in 1998 and her mother, well let's just say she was a free spirit and I ended up holding the baby, quite literally! Don't get me wrong, I love DD1 to bits, but it was a bit of a shock to the system to be a single father at such a young age, and I sometimes feel I missed out on the things most you people take for granted.

DW hasn't had an easy time of it either, I got to know her originally because she was in a serious relationship with my best friend who also passed away in tragic circumstances. Without any disrespect to him, he hadn't always been the best of boyfriends and I know he was unfaithful to her at least once which makes my current situation all the more difficult.

I can't help wondering if we fell into our relationship because we were both going through the mill and both needed someone to lean on. I hate to say it, maybe it was just a matter of convenience for both of us?

Once we were married, she began to put quite a lot of pressure on me to have another baby, and we had quite a lot of trouble in that area, with IVF and all that. Anyway, my DD2 (DW's DD1) was eventually born in 2008 and of course, I love her to bits too, but it does mean that my whole life seems to be taken up with work, family and kid stuff. I'm very much the main earner, so I put in a long day at the office and then DW expects quite a bit of support at home, don't get me wrong, I don't resent it, but it does mean I don't have much "me time" as you might say.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I went away overnight on a business trip with a colleague who I've always had a lot of time for. She's higher up the food chain than I am and I've always admired her business savvy and felt as though I could learn a lot from her. I know she thinks a lot of me professionally too, she headhunter me away from another business. I can't say any more about my job in case I give away too much, we have a pretty high profile in the heritage hospitality industry and I wouldn't put it past you clever ladies to work out who we are!!

Her husband, who was also involved in the business, passed away a couple of years ago under tragic circumstances and I suppose I've just sort of ended up supporting her not just professionally but in a personal way too. As we've got to know each other better, it feels like there's a real connection between us.

While we were away, it turned out she'd been feeling that connection as well, to cut a long story short things developed between us that evening and we ended up acting on those feelings. I know I'm a married man but I can't feel that I did anything wrong - DW and I don't have that sort of relationship, there's not much what you'd call passion in our lives, not with two kids and busy schedules and so on. What happened with the OW that night was amazing, I've never felt like that before and I know she felt the same.

Here's where I need advice from you ladies. When we came back after the overnight work trip, she said it should never have happened and that everything had to go back to normal. But how can it? Everything's changed for both of us, but she seems determined to deny it. I've tried staying late in the office to give her a chance to be alone with me, but she's just avoiding me. She's even taken to insisting that we have our meetings in the coffee shop, which is always busy! It's like she just doesn't want to face up to the reality of what's happened.

So what should I do? Would it be fair on DW to stay with her now this has happened? I do still love her, but I'm not in love with her, if that makes sense, we're more like really good friends or even brother and sister. It wouldn't be fair on her, would it? Or should I move out? I wonder if the OW would be able to be honest about how she feels about me if she knew I was free.

I should also say there's a bit if an additional complication in that DW also works at the same place as me and the OW, but I can't see why that should be a problem, after all we're all mature adults, aren't we?

Please feel free to give me your advice, I feel like I could do with the benefit of your feminine intuition! But don't be too hard on me, after all this is not AIBU!!

ppeatfruit · 25/07/2014 17:36

Well Mr. polyester,crimplene pants. 3 words says it all; Get Over It Grin

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 25/07/2014 17:39

Masterly, PP! I look forward to a strangely familiar post in Employment Issues now...

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 25/07/2014 17:39

... and RoyBluestocking, of course!

unitarian · 25/07/2014 17:43

Your DW and the OW have both lost the men they loved in tragic circumstances. Your DW brought up your child. Both these women trusted you for different reasons.

Do you really want to cause great hurt to your wife by pursuing a woman who acted on impulse and is now clearly trying to put it behind her and re-establish a professional relationship with you?

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 25/07/2014 17:56

Unitarian, I don't think the SWs care Roy cares about your extremely valid point. One of the many reasons why it would be so excruciatingly painful to hear Hayley working out what had happened.

unitarian · 25/07/2014 18:47

I'm full of admiration for Bluestocking's post.
I answered as I think I would answer a message on the relationships board and I really would prefer that it remains a well kept secret that might resurface in years to come. This SL would make a good slow-burner and Roy would rise in my estimation if he simply did right by Hayley from now on.

TheOriginalSteamingNit · 25/07/2014 18:53

The 'you ladies' is what makes that post particularly genius!

nauticant · 25/07/2014 19:07

Susan Horrobin, yes of course

hahahahahahaha

Altlhough the SWs get some well-deserved flak, there's lots of stuff like this at the moment.

Kirk1 · 25/07/2014 19:15

Was that Roy just quitting?

TheOneWithTheNicestSmile · 25/07/2014 19:16

EKEANIR BR

TheOneWithTheNicestSmile · 25/07/2014 19:16

Oops
I keep doing that

TheOneWithTheNicestSmile · 25/07/2014 19:17

Ahem

ELEANOR BRON????

ZeroSomeGameThingy · 25/07/2014 19:20

Will read above later but just need to say

Carol is a goddess

Truly the most exciting thing to happen to Ambridge for years. I hope she stays around for a while.

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