Exeunt, pursued by a sow. And so on, for the next 60 years of The Archers.

[PseudoBadger]

It's all about the Sons at the moment. Tom is having an identity crisis, Dan is off to Sandhurst, and poor old Adam is working his socks off.
Follow the undulating Ambridge pastures here!

Tom!

Well, he had to really.

So will Tom get enough to pay off any debts associated with the business and the mammoth wedding bills?

Gosh. The thread title was a bit prescient!

Sooooo... Bank of Gran will loan blue-eyed boy Throb the dosh to buy up the porcine enterprises?

I'm glad Tom is going, do him good to see the world and leave Tony to stew.

I feel like a proper thick having read BoreOfWhabylon's post. But of course! The buyer Tom has lined up is Knob and that fits directly into the plotline of Charlie giving him the heave-ho.

Indeed BoreofWhabylon just what I was wondering too.

Isn't it a relief to know Tom's actor will now have time for acting classes?

Hopefully, MoanyTony will stop moaning when Tom leaves - bit it is poss it's Rob he's been discussing selling the business to.

I too dislike Laurie T though I do listen to the prog as find it quite interesting.

A question on TA - as I've been away, one of the episodes I haven't heard is the one where Kirsty was burning stuff. Can anyone tell me what we know she was burning - and will this have implications now Tom is back to gather his things? e.g. are they all in ashes?

I see several of us think it's RobtheSausage for the future. In which case MoanTone will think back to the halcyon days of Tom.

I suspect Charlie does fancy Adam. Oh dear, for lovely Ian's sake, I hope he can keep his trews on this time.

Can someone remind me where Krusy and Chipolata Boy were living? Because sure as eggs the Ambridge Housing Fairy will utilise it for someone.
Darrell?

Krusty

number one the green i think - the one will owns anyway as he had to sort out something after the kirsty's bonfire

Next door to where Darrell and Elona lived, in Will's buy-to-let house on the green. If Darrell were to move back and start speaking again, I couldn't be held responsible for my actions. Not a court in the land would convict.

the grundys are worried about hazel turfing them out

Oh yes, Willie. We've been waiting some time for that story to move on, haven't we?

yes, probate can take ages can't it? so they can sit on that one for a while if they want to

Exit Tom.......enter Rob? Could be buy up Tom's business?

i hope david's putting in his invoice for all the work he's been doing for them

So what did Kirsty's bonfire involve? purlease.

Ah yes, No 1 The Green. Thanks you two. Let's hope Will lets his folks move in then - couldn't bear to witness Mimsy spontaneously combusting!

The bonfire involved letters and stuff, can't remember what else but someone will know

i've forgotten what it included too, most of the focus was on the letter tom left for kirsty, and i'm not entirely clear on whether that actually got burnt in the end

maybe presents from tom to her, stuff they bought together? his piggy overalls? i'm guessing tbh

I think Kirsty bagged up Tom's belongings with a view to chucking them, but she burnt the bag that had his letters to her in it.

The SWs seem to have a big thing about Canada as the land of opportunity, don't they? Wasn't that where they nearly sent Alice?

Kirsty also burnt some clothing that Tom liked iircc.

Canada does have low unemployment I believe, but what job has he applied for? Pigman?