Old (Hall), New (build), Borrowed (money). Will Ambridge be feeling blue the morning after? Discuss The Archers wedding and the aftermath here.

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Roll up roll up for The Wedding special from Catheter Hall. Is the lark flying high? Will Krusty jam that ring on the porky finger?

Desperation makes me cringe... Oooch

Just when I was starting to get a bit emotional for Kirsty......

"aarrrrgghhhhhh"

Haha! Oh dear, that killed it a bit!

Oh my lord!

Time for Tom to be drummed out of town together with his sausages.

Oh my. I'm exhausted! That was awful, so sad for Kirsty. What a git.

Arse, DS has just dropped a book in the bath while I was reading this thread!

The wail was worse than Nigel falling off the roof.

What did Alan tell the congregation? Please fill me in. I can't wait for iPlayer.

I think I might wail. Possibly I would wait until no one else could hear me though

So, will Kirsty vanish now. Helen will be so angry with Tom and so will Peggy.

What he did was just awful - you just don't dump someone at the church.

Best scream since Nigel fell off the roof! Poor poor Kirsty

Snivelling little sausage boy. A bratwurst has more backbone.

I do hope Patrick punches him.

Bet he'll sneak out the back as well instead of apologising to all the guests.

I don't think the wails were OTT. I would have been marching up the aisle to rant at the whole church

I would wail too. I think Keening would be the word.

The "I love you for 15 years!" Was the killer blow.

Alan didn't say anything final Kernowal, it was more of an interim "thanks for your patience" bit of waffle.

Who is not on the cast list next week? Kirsty?

I would have started a wail like that, but I tend to end it with a roar of rage and destruction of the object of fury. Tom's lucky his Kirsty is wet.

I hope no one ever forgives Tom, he needs to suffer for this

Wail was remiss cent of Nigel's roof fall - maybe she's jumped off the bell tower?

She should wail - she's got nothing to be embarrassed about. I hope she marches him out and makes him tell the guests.

No! I thought the wailing was great... v. Kirsty! She tried and tried to be understanding and talk it through... then... Oh ffs - WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Can't bear the thought of how "supportive" Helen is going to be

Stocks on the Green?

He'll be hated by the whole of Ambridge (and rightly so).

Thanks Puddock. Tom's in, but Kirsty's out of next week's cast list.