I'll go to the Maldives with you!
Caroline can skip back to Flippin grey gables.. With her irritating "grey gables can't survive without me" whine... Plus her horrible sloaney voice! Arggggghhhhh! Tearing my hair out!
Tell her to shut up! Pleeese!!
Sorry not very erudite! Sure other mumsnetters could be much more witty And to the point!!