The Archers;Will has finally lost the plot

[mrswoodentop]

He sounds more mad everytime hes on ,can't believe he was always the angelic one and Ed the mad one.My bet is on him to be the murderer,just got to work out who the victim is.

So Will pops over, bumps off Ed and his ex before returning home to blow away Nic and her kids. Then there is a siege with Clary trying to talk him out before he blows his brains out. Yeah he could go on a spree on the way back, Vikki, Helen and a few more.

Will someone please explain why you're all talking about a murder!

I am up to date (I listen to the podcasts in bed to drown out the sound of dh snoring) and I have no idea about murder.

Hi 1234

apparently there is rumour going around that a BIG storyline is planned for the New Year

I think that Helen will collapse in her pregancy due to not eating anything apart from low fat Sterling Gold, and then will snatch Emmer's baby because Emmer hasn't read enough on the internet about organic raspberry leaf tea.

THe storyline is supposed to 'shake ambridge to it's core' - tbh could be anything but there hasn't been a murder ever - although Tom Forrest had a very near do when he shot a poacher (Clarrie's uncle I think actually)

Mind you it was a very big deal when the electricity pylons were errected...and when Bridge Farm went organic and as for David and that badger........so it could just be that Jennfier decides she can't shop at Underwoods foodhall anymore and will have to go down to Sainsburys.

Nothere David and a badger? That sounds intriguing, I wasn't listening at that time. They do seem to start these things that then just lead nowhere though, like the whole Ed/Emma artichoke thing and Lillian and Paul.

IT was the Brookfield TB thing - David was in despair at the cases and was driven to shoot a badger. Which is not good!

I reckon the too-good-to-be-true Harry will snap and asphyxiate Jazzer with his own discarded underwear.

Anyone else detect hints of relationship developing between Kenton and Jolene? I had thought at first he was being lined up with Kirsty, but he seems to be finding reasons to spend time at the Bull and ends up having heart to hearts with Jonlene. Would be a real kick in the teeth for Kathy - Jolene waltzing off with both her men?
As for the storyline that shakes Ambridge to it's core maybe Will will top himself taking his son with him to get back at Emma and Ed?

No, they can't have another gamekeeper topping himself, surely.

You forget about John Archer being murdered by a tractor.

I agree with LillianG Kenton and Jolene are sounding very cozy, she's much more fun then Kathy which is why Sid went off with her in the first place.

OOoh Kenton and Jolene running the bull - nice idea! Might persuade the apalling KAthy to move somewhere, anywhere else!

The rumoured murder has already happened. It was the "murder mystery" at the summer fete.

I know that Kenton is 50ish. How old is Jolene- she sounds about 75.

After the encounter in the lane I'm thinking Ed and Will are going to engage in fisticuffs and one will end up jailed for the manslaughter of the other.

Hope I'm wrong because as soon as the Ed/Emma thing started it was obvious that the scriptwriters had set up fued fuel for decades to come.

He'll go for Linda because of the perregrins!

I've often wished that Elizabeth and Nigel would be blown off that fecking treetop walk they used to go on and on about a few years back (is it still standing?).

But that's not really going to shake Ambridge to the core. Hmmmm.

I like the idea of Kenton and Jolene getting together. I like both of them.

This "shaking Ambridge to the core" thing. Jamies has to be a contender, surely?

Oh, Oh, Oh. And Kate.

She's going to abduct Phoebe. IMO.

Maybe Jamies friends turn out to be gangsta rappas from Brum and they get high on smack and burn down Ambridge Hall whilst Jordan moves in and has a scene with Linda Snell. I think I should keep of the Werthers :)

No, it can't be Kate abducting Phoebe - we've already had that storyline.

What about Jack attacking Peggy in a fit of Altzheimers?
Or Will & Ed have a set-to and Joe tries to break it up and he falls victim instead (he's v. old; they need an exit for him)

Eeek. What about the 'we love the Bull' campaign? The scriptwriters are not going to burn it down or something!?

R4 Maybe Kenton and Jolene will get together and Kathy will be so stricken she'll torch the pub with them inside.

By George, I think you have it.
Also inside the pub will be Peggy and Jill having a computer lesson from the saintly Harry. No-one will notice the fire until too late because they are distracted by sundry Grundy menfolk having a fight.

Do you think we will have an Emmerdale-style multiple wipeout?

Yes, and with a bit of luck, Kate could be in there with Helen and that will see them off too.

Wait, maybe Harry is a serial killer. All that goodness and light is really a front, deep inside is a boiling cauldron of badness waiting to explode.

Failing that I hope he is one of the victims as he bores me to death.

On 2nd thoughts, Jack dies and he becomes Peggys toyboy and they run of to the Bahamas.