Anyone else browse Rightmove for fun after moving house? If so, what do you think of this house and its “garden”?

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We moved house recently, so I have no intention of doing it again for a long time, if ever. However, I am now addicted to wandering around Rightmove just for entertainment purposes, which is probably a bit sad! Anyway, I have just seen this house for sale and wondered what Mumsnetters would think of it…

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90142305#/?channel=RES_BUY

Also as you can see on the map, there is one of those 'dessert' businesses very close. You know, you often find them these days in city centres, some people prefer to go there rather than a pub etc. we were actually saying the other day why is this one in this location on a busy road skirting the town. You're not going to get customers walking by. It's all a bit odd.

Could do with a few more cushions. 😂

Truly awful

I hate everything about it except for the amount of space.

Too much bling and gravel for my taste. Hopefully, for the home owner anyway, that it's someone else's.

Well there’s plenty of room for more caravans and transit vans isn’t there?

How many cushions are necessary……😁

The colourway brings to mind Marlboro Lights.

Like being trapped inside a white chocolate Magnum.

The piss bathroom is so upsetting.

Cushions-R-Us meets lorry park.

Hideous. Inside and out.

Clearly the house for the 'king' gypsy with the others living in caravans in the 'garden'

I think someone has a clean aesthetic, killer bath, spacious rooms and lots to work with outside!

I think someone has a clean aesthetic, killer bath, spacious rooms and lots to work with outside!

The interior certainly isn't to my taste, but would be very easy to redecorate. Similarly, the odd rectangular gravel plot surrounding it wouldn't be difficult to turf and replant with some trees.

However... the location is... incredibly fucking weird. It looks like it's on an industrial estate. I'm assuming the house belongs to the owner/former owner of the adjacent business or something?! Really odd.

It's not to my taste, but it's absolutely spotless and has definitely been looked after. Better than the ubiquitous grey.
I don't see why their lifestyle is a problem?

Yup, a broken hip waiting to happen !

I don't think I've ever seen a gold coloured carpet before, and don't think I ever want to again!

Definitely a case of more money than class peek

I like the floor plan, it seems quite family friendly but I’d need to spend so much money decorating all of it, making it more homely, and turning the garden into a garden.

I’m a Rightmove browser and really thought I’d seen it all. Then I saw the Artful Cushion Mound and the garden of despond. Horrible. (To each their own, I know, and lord knows taste is subjective, but the staging of that house is objectively lousy.)

And what the fuck are they living next door to? The whole thing has more red flags than Shanghai High Street.

Not for me as it’s lacking in gold and cushions (sarcastic)!!!

It's a house that looks like it belonged to a traveller family so you know that you would not have to clean a thing moving in as they are so house proud, it would be immaculate. The garden is functional for a business.

These threads are so mean spirited. You've found someone's home (that they presumably put considerable effort into decorating to their taste) and put it on a forum specifically for people to judge and laugh at. Why?

Gosh that's weird!

Someone's had fun with the cushions.