Rightmove property listing photo made me smile (lighthearted)

[Windowsillgarden]

Sorry if already shared by someone else, but photo 2 of 8 made me smile. Sharing to spread the joy. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152590361?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

What are we looking at?

The ice cream in photo 2 of 8 🙂

A giant plastic ice cream and a crappy 3 bed for over £1mll

I have no idea what I'm meant to be looking at!

Is this your house that you're struggling to shift OP?

I'm so confused. I can't see an ice cream. Why would it be interesting enough that it needs a post? Of course it's lighthearted, it's a crap property porn thread.

And before anyone says my post isn't lighthearted, it is. I'm just confused.

Ok. I found the ice-cream. But it was in photo 4.

Does Lieutenant Dan live here?

All that money and not even a shower curtain.

At first I couldn’t see it in photo two, then I actually clicked on the photo and then thought oh there it is..!

I wonder what the story is behind that.

Thanks for sharing OP, that did make me smile, have a good night x

cute!!

I saw the ice cream as soon as I at looked photo 2, and it made me smile 😃.

£1.4m??? 😱

I think there is an extra zero in the house price. Surely it’s not over £1m for that big standard house?

Location location location!

The ice cream reminds me of that episode of Men Behaving Badly when Gary and Tony got pissed and stole a mahoosive plastic fish; it was in their hotel room and was too big to get through the door, so they spent the rest of the week trying to chop bits off with nail files and suchlike so they could get rid of it

It’s in both 2 and 4

???

Took me a moment or two, but then I saw it exactly as you said in picture two. Gave me a chuckle, wonder what the story behind it is. The price tag caught me by surprise even though I used to live in London, but as someone upthread said Location etc.

To add, I am not the vendor of the house and do not have any connection to it. I’m not in a position to buy anything and had looked up that area tonight out of curiosity, I worked near there years ago.

The ice cream reminded me of a thread on here in the last year or two about an unexpected huge kitchen wall portrait of a cute animal…a hedgehog maybe? Cannot remember. Granted the ice cream isn’t as cute. Still. Takes a certain kind of person and I admire the trait.

I guess with the state of the current housing market, where a cold bag of bland shite costs over more than your granny is worth, no one's in the mood for laughing.

it's the biggest joke of the century - ugly, tiny, shitty, overpriced housing. Good old Blighty!

not your fault op!

I couldn’t live with all that clutter.
Agents here tell people to de clutter and minimize personal things prior to putting house on the market.

I saw the cone! Made me hungry for some ice cream.

Thank you for sharing. That is the first Green Giant sized ice cream cone I've seen!😎😇😍

I like the roof terrace with the dead weeds best. (Final photo)

I saw the first photo and briefly thought there was a huge shaggy dog by the house but it’s a bush 😂

Oof, people are harsh. The interior of that house is utterly charming - I particularly love the bathroom. Thanks for sharing OP. Nice to see something that hasn’t been blandwashed for once.

I like to think the giant ice cream cone is because they can, and for no other reason :)