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Please help me name this house!

177 replies

Tigerlilly342 · 06/12/2024 07:38

Looking for suggestions to rename our house. Current name is causing a lot of confusing hence the change.

characteristics of the house;

  • built in the 1800s
  • very traditional exterior
  • Set in the countryside
  • house surrounded by gardens full of flowers and trees
  • gardens include an orchard and small lake

any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks in advance!

OP posts:
Dreamingofgoldfinchlane · 07/12/2024 00:20

TheCrenchinglyMcQuaffenBrothers · 06/12/2024 09:54

Was wondering if you'd had anyone tell you how pretentious you are for having a name not a number, that's how these threads usually go on MN. And, yep, you have, sort of. Weird.

If the OP lives in the countryside, surely no one would assume they have a house number

Sistertwo · 07/12/2024 00:47

My mother had to rename her house too. She named it after the previous owner who lived there for about 40 years, think "Jenny's Cottage" type name.

tolerable · 07/12/2024 00:48

""Spinney thicket" "myrtle manor"or maison myrtle (iis= eucalyptus)

DibbleDooDah · 07/12/2024 01:54

We just renamed our house as we did some major renovations and it definitely wasn’t a cottage any more. Calling it <name> House sounded knobby so we just dropped the “cottage” and it’s a single word. We found out the house had actually had three different names beforehand and used one of those.

In our rural village lots of houses just have one word names, or they have “Little” before them e.g. Little Oak, Little Tern etc.

Monty27 · 07/12/2024 02:04

Cedar Haven or similar, oak house?
The Hedgehog, even if you don't have a reason but it'd be memorable.

SprostenGreen · 07/12/2024 02:23

I love house names, and have found some more unusual ones over the years. Some of my favourites were

Tantrums
Alimoney
The Shitts (probably not the official name but it made me laugh)
Jamesica Lodge
Licorice House (White House with black external beams).
Brick House
Foulness House

PineappleCoconut · 07/12/2024 03:37

MillenialAvocado · 06/12/2024 15:33

I walked past a Honeypot Cottage yesterday and thought that sounded cute

Reading Winnie the Pooh has never been the same since I that episode of Outlander when Jamie calls her vagine that Grin

KimWexlerGoodman · 07/12/2024 08:40

Reading others posts about how hard it is to find/describe a house with a name instead of a number, what colour is your front door or do you have a gate you could paint?
Fushia House
Duck Egg Cottage
Cobalt Lodge

Meceme · 07/12/2024 08:55

Our parish council produced a plan of the villages giving every house a number.
You could then use the key to look up which house was where either by looking up the name, finding its given number and then locating it on the map or finding the house you wanted on the map and using the number to find its name in the key.
A large laminated version was put up on the village notice board and in the pub. We have had very little problem with deliveries since.
An A4 version was given to each house too.
Just a thought.

Sziasztok · 07/12/2024 15:51

I grew up in the country on a rural road where most of the houses had names. My favourite was Bessie. Next door was number 7, and it was indeed the seventh house. Eight houses later, numbering started again at 97, through to 101. Then all the houses had names, and the last one before the river was 104. It must have driven a new postman mad. Most of them had very “country” names like The Thatched Cottage, Yew Tree Cottage, The Shrubbery, The Orchards, West Cottage. Then it started to get gentrified, new people moved in and extended the houses got renamed: Orchard House, Yew Tree House etc.

MillenialAvocado · 07/12/2024 16:06

@PineappleCoconut not quite the twee, Winnie the Pooh vibes I was going for Blush

WeArentInKansas · 07/12/2024 16:07

Can't you just revert to the actual number of the property?

I always think it's a bit naff to have a property name unless its historic, if it's causing confusion, I'd just get rid of the name.

also get to know your postmen - then they'll know what's to go where!

if you are desperate, I'd look for property features like Pine if pine trees, hill if on a hill, gate if has a gate and so on. Then combine

Like Apple Gate or Pine Hill.

Allthehorsesintheworld · 07/12/2024 16:29

Choose your favourite and translate it into Welsh. Unless you live in Wales no one will have the same near you.
Ty Llyn — Lake House
Ty Celyn Holly House

Ariela · 07/12/2024 16:39

There's a large house I drive past, 18th C listed, large grounds, immaculately upkept and it's called Paradise House. Looks amazing from the outside and I have once been lucky enough to stand on the doorstep and peep in (delivering something to the then owners), and the inside did not disappoint either.

  • house surrounded by gardens full of flowers and trees
  • gardens include an orchard and small lake

certainly seems to me you have your own bit of Paradise there!

FlutteryButterfly · 07/12/2024 17:06

Treetops?
The meadows?
The Elms?
Woodbury?
Woodlands?

headhonchoponcho · 07/12/2024 18:08

SprostenGreen · 07/12/2024 02:23

I love house names, and have found some more unusual ones over the years. Some of my favourites were

Tantrums
Alimoney
The Shitts (probably not the official name but it made me laugh)
Jamesica Lodge
Licorice House (White House with black external beams).
Brick House
Foulness House

We have a Wit's End and a Windy Bottom in our village.

FuzzyPuffling · 07/12/2024 18:11

Redgates House. Then paint your gates red and you'll parcels will never go missing again.

headhonchoponcho · 07/12/2024 18:27

FuzzyPuffling · 07/12/2024 18:11

Redgates House. Then paint your gates red and you'll parcels will never go missing again.

Or Green Gables then chnage your name to Ann.

Treaclewell · 07/12/2024 21:17

Withane

CatkinToadflax · 08/12/2024 08:30

Our house doesn’t have a name, but we joke that if it needed one, we’d call it Chimney Down. When we moved in we had three chimneys, then we built a loft conversion so we’re down to two chimneys….

Thursday5pmisginoclock · 08/12/2024 20:15

Is there something the local area is known for rather than something specific to your own plot? (History) It doesn’t have to have the word cottage in in it…eg houses I recall have names like “The…” or “…Grove” or use a flower name you love that’s in your garden eg Primrose or Wisteria. Or a plural of a common item eg The Elms.
best thing to do is search other areas, use online listings or drive round looking at names or even better go for a walk in a nice place

socialdilemmawhattodo · 08/12/2024 20:35

sparklychair · 06/12/2024 10:32

None of the houses in my village have numbers, only names. Some of them are rather unimaginative. For instance, there's a little lane sloping down from the main road. The house nearest the road is Upper Down, next along is Lower Down and at the end is Further Down 😁

This separates the country folk from the town folk. Even if my village does have 3000+ houses - many new - most will be named, not numbered. Its why rural postie rounds take forever, need long standing workers, and we only get 2 posts per week. I do live in the south-east by the way.

SazzleCC · 08/12/2024 21:20

Orchardbank
Lakeside house

GettingThemFromHereToThere · 08/12/2024 21:51

Orchard View
Tree View
Meadow Place
Elm Cottage

chattyness · 08/12/2024 21:58

Lakeside House
Orchard view house
Oak Apple house

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