BUT THAT’S JUST IT!
Your post is essentially asking ‘hmm, why is this odd thing happening, I can’t see anything wrong but I’m getting lots of clicks and no viewings’
Yes exactly, these are people who are on a property thread and EVEN THEY are being caught out by this.
The thing to really appreciate here is that people make very fast initial decisions on this stuff. You only start getting people poring over details when they’re already interested. You are losing them at the first rapid scan of the data as the floor plan gives exactly the worst impression, and because the rest of the house isn’t great they move straight on.
What is happening is this:
’Ooh, ok, four bedrooms, in my price range, ok… Hmm. Not lovely. Bit ugly front… that can be worked on… let’s look at first few pics. Hmm. It’s dark. Bit grim and unloved… Oh that room looks small but that one looks huge? Hang on let’s look at the floor plan (at this point you are already slightly losing them so this is going to be a quick scan, NOT the excited scrutiny when you’re thinking oooh I like this one) - Oh for fucks sake, it’s a really weird shape and there’s only three bedrooms, I suppose the stupid ‘playroom’ is supposed to be the fourth bedroom! - wtf calls a dining room the playroom, that’s probably because of the weird access so you can’t get into it properly - aaaargh NEXT!’
and they’re gone.
OP this is what I would do. Firstly, check the dimensions on that APPALLING floor plan. Honestly I could scale and draw that better myself. At a glance, the teeny box with no text in it looks like a cupboard (and also, when I opened the floor plan on my phone it didn’t auto fit to the page, so the fourth bedroom text genuinely couldn’t be seen!). Get it redrawn with the scale checked and the wall lines thinner so you can fit the text in the box! Honestly it’s awful, even looking at that plan makes me feel claustrophobic.
Then downstairs. Same thing. Get it drawn better! You don’t need a bloody massive toilet being the only element drawn in! - same for upstairs, why are these the only fittings actually drawn? What is it, the house of the shitters? Leave it blank with just text. It’s just clumsy and cluttered.
Then take off the playroom label, and label this ‘sitting room’. Then the living room, label ‘living/dining’. This introduces the idea that they could open up kitchen to front to create an open plan space. Get all the labels AT THE SAME SIZE in the spaces they refer to. Label ‘WC/utility’ at the back.
Actually - I have just gone back and seen that they’ve actually had the cheek to label the floor plan ‘not to scale’
🫨😮😮😮 THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF IT?
Your so-called floor plan is giving your potential buyers a totally fake - and absolutely awful - picture of the space which has no relation to reality.
Can you move agents? Have they ever heard of scale drawings?
I’m appalled!