is there a .... in your home?

[Baconface7]

answer yes or not to the above one then suggest the next one

i will start
Piano

No
a left over christmas decoration

I Have an incense candle only sold at Christmas if that counts- not quite a decoration

A case of beer?

Yes, though it's not full at this point.

A pile of bags for life waiting to be taken back to the car?

No, we keep them in a kitchen drawer rather than in the car.

A cache of used batteries waiting to be recycled.

Yes. And thank you reminding me.

A drawerful of the rather nice masks worn during the COVID pandemic.

Yes!

A head torch.

Yes, at least two head torches.

A fossil

Yes. Quite a collection

An exercise bike

No

but a treadmill

No

A Karcher thingy water pressure hose cleaner

Yes

An electric curtain rail

No

A remote controlled electric garage door

Yes but it doesn’t work!

a stick of rock in the shape of a penis (unwanted gift - now in the bin 😃)

No phallic rock 😃

A Folio Society book

No Folio society book

patio doors?

Patio doors - yes

a flat pack waiting to be built?

Yes. Applaro outside table since you asked

En suite

Yes

The collar or name tag of a dog/cat that is no longer with you

No 😢

How about a large squishmallow?

A fairly large cat one, but not the biggest available.

A hidden Christmas present?

Yes.

I'll find it one day.

An avocado tree?

No avocado tree

A boxing glove (or even two)?

No.

A Japanese fan?

No.

A set of dumbbells

Yes

A wetsuit?