is there a .... in your home?

[Baconface7]

answer yes or not to the above one then suggest the next one

i will start
Piano

No, no cat

How about fresh flowers in a vase?

Yes - Sunflowers!

Cat is currently demolishing the previous bunch of things (nothing dodgy for her) by hoiking them one by one out of the bin. Which means she's hungry. Passive-aggressive fluffbag. also responsible for the trashed sofa

A tatty linen basket and a not tatty linen basket, the latter being hardly used in favour of the one that should have been recycled about nine years ago?

No just then one basket here

incense sticks?

No

A snow globe?

Yes

A mechanical (i.e wind up) clock

Three, though two in the garage in boxes.

A selection of 1930s cameras.

No.

A mouse

The electronic kind, yes.

Boxes left over from when you moved into your house and still not unpacked.

Probably somewhere in the loft. Haven't been up there since 2010, so I don't know for sure.

A curly cabled extension lead?

No

A hand-held fan

No hand held fan, actually no fan at all

glasses cases without glasses in them?

Yes

A wetsuit

No

A "[Something] For Dummies" book.

No

An Aloe Vera plant?

Yes, in fact there are two.

How about a Christmas cactus that has never flowered?

No (I have the ability to strike any houseplant dead merely by looking at it, it seems)

A beach pebble

No

A next year’s calendar?

A next year’s calendar

Oh very organised. No we don't.

A VHS video recorder. Remember them?

No

An electric mixer?

An electric mixer. Yes

A yellow duster.

Yes, though I probably don't use it as much as I should 😂

A crochet blanket

No

A decanter

A decanter - no.

A loo brush controversial on MN

I did have but a male family member used to use it when he blocked the loo, 🤮 so not anymore.

Artificial houseplants?

Artificial houseplants no.

A Cheese plant?