is there a .... in your home?

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answer yes or not to the above one then suggest the next one

i will start
Piano

Yes

a coal effect gas fire that no longer works

No

A calligraphy pen

No

A set of congas?

Nope, no drums at all.

Tonic water?

No congas

A live video conference?

Not until next week and I'm not looking forward to it.

Oily fish?

If tins of salmon count, then yes! DH were reminiscing about food our grandparents fed us and bizarrely it was something that came up.

A preteen in pyjamas?

No

A Nat West pig?

No.

A brass cleat, retrieved on a dive from a wreck on the Scapa Flow, lovingly polished to splendid gleaming state by your mother?

No. But that's a really lovely thing to have.

A bag of old tile samples that you refuse to pay the dump £5 to dispose of?

Yes! And, until recently, when I finally tracked down how to get rid of paint in my borough, very many tins of dried/gone-off paint.

A rather flatulent cocker spaniel.

Not a flatulent cocker spaniel...

...a tabby cat with bad breath?

No.

A rug beater?

No.

A Russian doll?

No.

A shrunken head?

No.

A DVD player?

Yes.

A hole in your bucket?

No.

A WWII ARP Warden's Tin Box?

No ARP’s tin box

A collection of truncheons

No to the truncheons.

How about a new cat litter box?

No.

A key that opens LITERALLY NOTHING but you’ve kept it the whole time you’ve lived there.

Yes

A mug tree

No.
A fancy toilet with remote control whit option to clean your bum

Nope

A smart appliance - like a dishwasher you can control from your phone

No.

A train ticket more than two years out of date.