A lot of 'style' for a small house - Rightmove link

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The outside does give a hint as to the inside...

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=email&utm_source=sendtofriend#/&channel=RES_BUY

I love it! Couldn't see any of my current furniture fitting in there unfortunately. But that staircase! Looks lethal. It gives off a tree house vibe

I can't tell iIf it's actual stonework or just painted to look that way.

I love it, original😂

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!

I bet that place has been used for ritual killings and devil worship!

There was a thread about this yesterday.

It looks like something out of Changing Rooms!

The world needs more people like these owners. It’s epic. I love it.

Oh wow. I can't make up my mind whether I love it or hate it.

Ah yes, B&Q Dungeon aesthetic. Makes me pine for a tin of magnolia paint.

Fantastic! Does it come with a sex slave included?

Oh wow!
I was not expecting that!!

Definitely not my style but it’s quite cool how it’s so unique.
They definitely had a theme going on.

I think this is one of the best rightmove threads. Thanks for sharing it OP!

Those stairs! Like a dangerous step ladder.

Looks like a film set from the outside. I wonder what the neighbours think.

Anyone know the area?

Well Mr homeowner, what kind of look would you describe your house as?

Anne Boleyn locked in the Tower of London circa 1536 meets Hampton Court but on a Bijou scale.

Right. Gotcha.

I am imagining a fabulous pair of goths growing old there together

I reckon Laurence Llewelyn Bowen must’ve got his hands on that in an old episode of changing rooms and ran with a “Camelot” theme!!

Yikes!

Horbury is actually a very pleasant place.

😆Just showed DH who absolutely loved it, said it's great when owners just go for it. I'd better not leave him alone in here for too long!

I laughed at the understated "in need of modernisation" in the listing. Just a few centuries

i wonder why the estate agent called the second upstairs room an "additional room" instead of "second bedroom". I cannot tell from the photos whether they are saying you cannot actually get a bed into the second upstairs room. Its weird way to describe it in any event.

Yikes indeed!

Agree the bland radiators really stand out

Flippin' 'eck! 😱

A can or three of magnolia and Bob's yer uncle.

This!