Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Property/DIY

Join our Property forum for renovation, DIY, and house selling advice.

I have no words for this

56 replies

alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 · 24/01/2019 11:07

Just wow! Pretty on the inside, but what the actual fuck with the decor?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

OP posts:
alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 · 24/01/2019 11:08

Pretty on the outside! Not the inside! Ffs!

OP posts:
Grammar · 24/01/2019 11:12

Oh my goodness, I have no words either. OTT is inadequate.

CryptoFascist · 24/01/2019 11:12

Wow. I am agog. Thank you for this!

captainpantbeard · 24/01/2019 11:14

It is absolutely relentless! Even down to stuffed fox on the washing machine!?

I love all the peacock stuff though. Not the stuffed ones but all the decor.

sugarbum · 24/01/2019 11:15

I think its brilliant. Not my taste of course but if you're going to go for it - go for it! Must have cost a fortune getting it like that.

I wonder what it will look like stripped bare though. Obviously they're going to have to take all their, ahem, eclectic furniture and ornaments and gubbins with them.

FriedEggs1 · 24/01/2019 11:16

Haha oh god! I've got a headache now, thanks op! Shock. What's with all the dead stuffed animals and birds?! Then I realised it's only a two bed cottage that they've kitted out like a massive mansion or something. It's just fowl. Sorry Grin

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 24/01/2019 11:17

This was on here yesterday and someone got slated for being disrespectful to someone's house!

Jaxhog · 24/01/2019 11:25

It's extraordinary! It won't look the same once they've taken out all their furniture though. Hope they find a buyer who appreciates it.

wowfudge · 24/01/2019 11:44

You've been beaten to it OP - there's another thread about the same house.

CocoMadwoman · 24/01/2019 11:45

The fox!

‘Uniquely styled interior’. Yep!

StealthPolarBear · 24/01/2019 11:47

Do you think the suit of armour is staying?

Soontobe60 · 24/01/2019 11:52

Interesting! As far as themed decor goes, it nails it. There's a lot of love gone into that home though.

HelloBrass · 24/01/2019 12:04

That fake panelling wallpaper is just... extraordinary!

I'm totally agog.

DonDrapersOldFashioned · 24/01/2019 12:05

Fabulous. My favourite is the stuffed fox humping the bannister.

DonDrapersOldFashioned · 24/01/2019 12:06

Correction,

the stuffed fox humming the bannister whilst chewing on some sort of bird of prey

DonDrapersOldFashioned · 24/01/2019 12:07

(Or is a hen pheasant? It goes blurry when I enlarge on my screen)

TheFaerieQueene · 24/01/2019 12:08

I loved the agents quote “uniquely styled’ Grin

DonDrapersOldFashioned · 24/01/2019 12:10

I prefer it to Mrs Hinch’s house Wink

alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 · 24/01/2019 12:12

I think the fox on the washing machine was the best!

OP posts:
TyrionsNextWife · 24/01/2019 12:12

I wasn’t expecting the shoe cupboard, it’s so normal 😂

Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 24/01/2019 12:37

I want a peacock on my dining table now.

Weezol · 24/01/2019 12:42

Not sure about the fox/pheasant sub/dom thing on the windowsill tbh.

MomRose12 · 24/01/2019 12:57

I dont deserve this today.

comebacksoonsusan · 24/01/2019 13:00

It's so bonkers, I love it.

EspressoButler · 24/01/2019 13:03

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Swipe left for the next trending thread