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I have no words for this

56 replies

alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 · 24/01/2019 11:07

Just wow! Pretty on the inside, but what the actual fuck with the decor?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

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Ginnymweasley · 24/01/2019 13:06

They really like peacocks.....
It interesting. Peacocks, stags, suits of armour and then a shoe cupboard with converse in it Grin

Pinnacular · 24/01/2019 13:09

Looking at the floor plan I just can't figure out how it all fits in! I love it though, but couldn't live with it full time.

DonDrapersOldFashioned · 24/01/2019 13:22

It’s like a theatre set, pinnacular. All a trick of the eye.

PassTheGinPlease · 24/01/2019 13:31

That's got to belong to a footballer
I could see Colleen and Wayne in that
Shock

TheRhythmlessMan · 24/01/2019 13:36

That's my house. I'm an artist and painted the walls with those portraits. Cant stand boring beige houses that have no personality. If someone doesn't like it there's nothing that cannot be covered with new curtains and a lick of paint.

TheRhythmlessMan · 24/01/2019 13:36

Disclaimer- Don't worry I'm only kidding.

Lambbone · 24/01/2019 13:38

I LOVE it! Such sheer joy has gone into that.

It's great to see a place that has well and truly stuck up two fingers at the idea of restrained good taste.

Honeyroar · 24/01/2019 13:39

How many dead animals does one house need!! I don't see footballer, I see new money goes hunting types.

It's a lovely house (well it could be), but they've never read the memo about making a house less personal if you want it to sell. I could live in that house, but I'd want a good amount knocked off the price in lieu of all the decorating you'd have to do.

Cobblersandhogwash · 24/01/2019 13:40

I find that interior quite upsetting. It's so foul.

soupandshake · 24/01/2019 13:41

Not my taste but good on them for not doing the rustic country chic with F&B griege.
There must be a story to this house, it's so unique.

MyPatronusIsAHyena · 24/01/2019 13:42

I love it! Grin

IncomingCannonFire · 24/01/2019 13:44

Wow. They really like nature....to be dead.

BaronessBomburst · 24/01/2019 13:44

It's amazing! It's stunning. It's also completely bonkers.
Not keen on the dead animals but I'd love to meet the owner.

Jappydooda · 24/01/2019 13:46

Love Love Love it! I would buy it as is, with all the furniture!! Even the stuffed peacocks!

Weezol · 24/01/2019 13:56

I think it would do seriously well as a luxury Air B&B or rental.

MyGardenNeedsHelp · 24/01/2019 14:03

Oh my!

Could I live with it? I doubt it.
Do I love it? Absolutely!
There's so much thought and effort gone into that home. Its so much nicer to look at than the relentless white/ greige/ magnolia interiors that seem to be the norm these days.

flumpybear · 24/01/2019 14:10

Bloody hell more dead bodies than Highgate cemetery!

I wonder what it looked like before they decluttered and toned things down before selling GrinHmm

MabelBee · 24/01/2019 14:14

I admire their commitment! There are some lovely details and although perhaps a bit full on for me, I have to say thumbs up.

BalthazarsAThirstyBitch · 24/01/2019 14:41

It’s brilliantly bonkers! But is there a price tag still on the cushion in picture 10? Poor staging if so. Also they could do with a stunt pineapple artfully placed in each shot, up the mumsnet touch a bit.

PippilottaLongstocking · 24/01/2019 14:44

That is so surreal I love it

haverhill · 24/01/2019 14:47

I actually admire the owner's 100% commitment to the 'look'.

GlitterPixie · 24/01/2019 14:51

What is that fox doing to the pheasant?!! Shock

waxy1 · 24/01/2019 14:52

I’ve got that same cooker. Dead posh me.

waxy1 · 24/01/2019 14:52

Mine’s not as clean though, because of my poshness.

CreakyBlinder · 24/01/2019 14:54

The close up of the Fox is some serious trolling by the estate agent Grin

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