I have no words for this

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Just wow! Pretty on the inside, but what the actual fuck with the decor?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

They really like peacocks.....
It interesting. Peacocks, stags, suits of armour and then a shoe cupboard with converse in it

Looking at the floor plan I just can't figure out how it all fits in! I love it though, but couldn't live with it full time.

It’s like a theatre set, pinnacular. All a trick of the eye.

That's got to belong to a footballer
I could see Colleen and Wayne in that

That's my house. I'm an artist and painted the walls with those portraits. Cant stand boring beige houses that have no personality. If someone doesn't like it there's nothing that cannot be covered with new curtains and a lick of paint.

Disclaimer- Don't worry I'm only kidding.

I LOVE it! Such sheer joy has gone into that.

It's great to see a place that has well and truly stuck up two fingers at the idea of restrained good taste.

How many dead animals does one house need!! I don't see footballer, I see new money goes hunting types.

It's a lovely house (well it could be), but they've never read the memo about making a house less personal if you want it to sell. I could live in that house, but I'd want a good amount knocked off the price in lieu of all the decorating you'd have to do.

I find that interior quite upsetting. It's so foul.

Not my taste but good on them for not doing the rustic country chic with F&B griege.
There must be a story to this house, it's so unique.

I love it!

Wow. They really like nature....to be dead.

It's amazing! It's stunning. It's also completely bonkers.
Not keen on the dead animals but I'd love to meet the owner.

Love Love Love it! I would buy it as is, with all the furniture!! Even the stuffed peacocks!

I think it would do seriously well as a luxury Air B&B or rental.

Oh my!

Could I live with it? I doubt it.
Do I love it? Absolutely!
There's so much thought and effort gone into that home. Its so much nicer to look at than the relentless white/ greige/ magnolia interiors that seem to be the norm these days.

Bloody hell more dead bodies than Highgate cemetery!

I wonder what it looked like before they decluttered and toned things down before selling

I admire their commitment! There are some lovely details and although perhaps a bit full on for me, I have to say thumbs up.

It’s brilliantly bonkers! But is there a price tag still on the cushion in picture 10? Poor staging if so. Also they could do with a stunt pineapple artfully placed in each shot, up the mumsnet touch a bit.

That is so surreal I love it

I actually admire the owner's 100% commitment to the 'look'.

What is that fox doing to the pheasant?!!

I’ve got that same cooker. Dead posh me.

Mine’s not as clean though, because of my poshness.

The close up of the Fox is some serious trolling by the estate agent