Hi everyone, sounds like it's not been a good week so far, but I'm excited for even a chink of good news for you Lazy! Fx for more to come...
Pixie - what a complete balls up! At least if you have no intention of going back to that EA or buyer then they can waste their time as much as they like chasing the feckless ex-buyers! Are you tempted to pull out all together and remarket in the new year, or do you love your purchase house too much?! 
Fivemore We were in the same situation, but when our vendors purchase suddenly because urgent due to mtg offer expiring we ended up bargaining with our rentaL FTBs and us and our vendor both put some ££ towards their rent so that we could complete straight after exchange. Worked out well for FTBs as they got 60% or so of rent paid and now have a two month crossover to do some work and decorate before they move in.
Helpme Sounds like you're talking the right tough talk, just keep strong and don't be afraid to adjust your offer if they're fucking you about with a new chain. They may suddenly decide that it's not so important to join them after all 
Yoga Once again your LV deserves a medal! Hope that you get another offer from second viewing people!!
MrsPuss I'm guessing you were expecting the 90% red
Will you be doing any bargaining or do you just want to get it done?
Lubey Thank god for sensible vendors eh! Hope you get exchanged soon - good that you're now experts in the local rental market!!
Sell I think many of us here know that FTBs do not necessarily mean a quick or easy sale because so many of them are clueless idiots a little naive about the process. You'll find somewhere soon
We offered on three houses before getting this one accepted, and it's been worth the wait.
Five days in, loving the new house
We had a blissful Sunday exploring a local walk and having Sunday lunch in our new local. DH said to me 'I'm so glad we moved here!' which considering he's doubled his commute really made me feel like it's definitely been the right decision!
In other news, 5 week old DD just slept through (11-5!!) for the first time. My boobs are agony and I've leaked all over the bed, lol, but it's sooo worth it for the amazing nights sleep I've had! I can't tell anyone on my postnatal group or many of my RL friends as many of them have terrible sleepers, but I thought I'd burst if I didn't boast somewhere 
Best wishes to all for a good news Wednesday...