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Is the moo-moo a normal place to get stretchmarks?

43 replies

TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:26

There are two, just above the hairline. Ive oiled and yet no change.

Im only 4 months???

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upahill · 15/06/2010 12:27

What's the moo-moo?

ZacharyQuack · 15/06/2010 12:27

It all depends on how pregnant the cow is.

TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:28

Fanny, dear. Fanny.

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ShowOfHands · 15/06/2010 12:28

Try posting in 'pets'.

Lionstar · 15/06/2010 12:28

LOL LOL LOL

EleanorHandbasket · 15/06/2010 12:28

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booyhoo · 15/06/2010 12:29

only if it's near milking time

upahill · 15/06/2010 12:29

Well I've heard it called somethings!!!

I am sat here shaking with laughter. It has really cheered me up!!!!

mooooooooooo!!

misdee · 15/06/2010 12:31

moo moo?

TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:31

We actually call it a noonie at our house but thats one of those words that seems un-spellable.

I thought Moo-Moo was an accepted 'Fanny' substitute!

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TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:31

We actually call it a noonie at our house but thats one of those words that seems un-spellable.

I thought Moo-Moo was an accepted 'Fanny' substitute!

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misdee · 15/06/2010 12:32

just call it a fanny.

do u mean the area just below your tummy and above the pubic hair?

upahill · 15/06/2010 12:34

Sorry for laughing Fruit. But this has really madm e laugh - tbh Noonie isn't much better!

To answer your question I'm not sure about stretch marks there. I've had two kids but didn't get any marks and I've not heard anyone else say about getting them their.

TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:34

Its alot lower than my tummy, they originate IN the pubic hair!

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ShowOfHands · 15/06/2010 12:34

I belong to the Society of Call It by Its Frigging Name. And if you're talking about above your hairline, that's not your fandannydango anyway now is it?

And it's all genetic. If you're pre-disposed, you're going to get them and as somebody who has that particular gene, let me tell you. I have them on my boobs, stomach, back, thighs and knees. There's not a cream invented that would have prevented them. Polyfilla fills in the gaps but the damage is done.

upahill · 15/06/2010 12:36

I did have that dark lin from below my belly button down into my pubes but that disappeared after both boys were born.

I can't remember what that line is called but it was very distinct and it went away. I can't remember if it went immediatly or faded wiht time.

booyhoo · 15/06/2010 12:37

if the skin stretches thn it is normal to get stretch marks, yes. not saying everyone gets there but it stands to reason that if you are expanding then you wil have stretch marks.

TheFruitWhisperer · 15/06/2010 12:40

I have to say, I dont feel Ive put on any weight in the fanny-area.

So as you can imagine, these marks came as a shock!!!

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 15/06/2010 12:40

I had stretch marks in my pubes yes, every inch of skin between the undernork and the undersmile

WhereTheWildThingsWere · 15/06/2010 12:41

Have never heard a ladies nethers refered to as 'moo moo' btw.

goodlifemummy · 15/06/2010 15:53

fanackerpan!

Xavielli · 15/06/2010 16:03

I have them.

I am not bothered by this so much as I am nearly wetting myself with mirth!

ReshapeWhileDamp · 15/06/2010 17:43

mooooooo! Sorry.

I have some splendid stretchmarks extending right into the hairline (not fanny, it's my Mons Veneris ). One of them is about an inch wide. I'm quite glad for my lush ladygarden, frankly.

ChuckBartowski · 15/06/2010 17:46

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QualityTime · 15/06/2010 17:53

I am so confused.
I thought a fanny was your arse

But in response to your OP I got stretchmarks all over, and they started on my boobs, most attractive.

be prepared for a lot more people to wander on and comment on the Moomoo thing btw