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40 + yummy mummies with baby tummies and those who've 'popped' - come hither!

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jeanjeannie · 27/01/2009 17:19

Come join our merry (talkative) band of ladies who lunch - feel sick - are getting fatter - sleep deprived or run off their feet with babies! Some of us suffer all of the above - while trying to retain an air of calm and mystery

All we ask is you play nicely, eat cake and indulge in the occasional gossip and moan about our ills....or anything else that we can think of.

We're like grumpy old women....only not so grumpy...

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mrsboogie · 18/02/2009 14:56

speaking of cake -I have fallen off the wagon ladies and am back on the lemon drizzle

I will kick it again I swear - I just need a little bit to get me over going back to work. Just a little bit to get me straight...

/twitches

hedgepig · 18/02/2009 15:15

I heard the Government were considering giving lemon drizzle a Class C, classification MrsB

mrsboogie · 18/02/2009 15:32

ahh they won't find my stash in the cake tin hedgepig

Triggles · 18/02/2009 15:38

see what you've all started?! DH is right now cutting a slice of lemon drizzle for me!

mrsboogie · 18/02/2009 15:42

another recruit to the Dark Side...

Neddie · 18/02/2009 16:00

Oh dear- i am sorry girls about my confession with the accent thing and my child. I hope I haven't upset anyone who has an accent- some are quite lovely- my cousins are from Birmingham and just make me laugh by talking, everything is so full of humour even when they are being straight faced. I love it, but I still would correct my child, I can't help it, it's all the elocution lessons and walking around with a book on my head. At least I am honest, it's just a tick. Did anyone see Shameless last night? i fell asleep and awoke to see Frank's wife (can't remember her name) in the complete buff and thinking God this has really gone too far now, it was car crash television but I watch it just to see what awfulness they can come up with next- I think I'll have to stop now before I have to have therapy for the trauma it's inflicting.

jeanjeannie · 18/02/2009 16:00

Ladies cut me a slice - there are flames licking up skywards DP's gentle burning has clearly got out of control...WOAH!

mrsB good thinking keeping it in the cake tin - the 'rozzers' will never think to look there

*runs out of house waving arms

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Neddie · 18/02/2009 16:18

Ps for those who haven't had forceps- do not read this if you will get scared.
My first daughter got stuck coming out sideways (only i could have a child that decided sideways would be a good option). I had been in labour for 14 hours but I was getting tired and baby's head was going up and down in and out and was in serious distress. I had an epidural so luckily couldn't feel the practically downstairs caesarian they had to do to cut her out and pull her with the Kelland's forceps- I was on a rubber ring with frozen water-filled condoms on my lady bits for six weeks with over 40 stitches inside and out and under a UV lamp with my legs akimbo for a week. Needless to say I didn't have any more children until my little surprise 10 years later. Number 2 came with the aid of castor oil in one and a half hours but also had the shoulders of her 16 stone rugby prop father and got stuck, her head poking out and me slowly strangling her- however the medical team at Southampton ran in a flock of doctors (and I mean a flock!) and they managed to free her manually
I had no pain relief except a bit of gas and air and I know the joys of childbirth. So b*er that for a laugh- I'm having myself unzipped!!!!
I should really breed with a jockey, DP is also fairly chunky build and I just can't do that again.

ermintrude13 · 18/02/2009 16:19

Welcome Triggles, have one of these all butter sultana cookies I've just been eating with an old friend of mine. Sad news from him - his partner has just been diagnosed with Parkinson's. Not too bad at the moment but getting shakier. They only got civil partnered a couple of years ago after years together and were both in fine health; scary how fast it can happen. But enough gloom, your life sounds very full and busy, congrats on the pregnancy (I'm 23 wks now) and hope you sort out the SPD soon.

JJ I'm not from Ireland, just have an unhealthy interest in that country and its accents. And yes indeed, Goose Fair still comes around - the largest touring fair in Europe, absolutely massive and terrifying and fantastic!

Your epidural sounds like the one my friend had - no pain, all done early on and no complications. Still doesn't appeal to me though - I do think being brought up by two doctors has made me very wary of the medical profession.

Hedgepig, I had my DD in a midwife-led unit - she was born in water an hour after I got there - and DS at home. The midwives arrived in time to catch him. Both v straightforward births, if brutal, and so lovely to sit in my own bed feeding new baby with family around me, drinking tea and eating toast and marmalade. Bliss. So if this one is head down and all my stats are OK I'll certainly go for that again.

The Sociolinguistics was a little part of my English Lang and Lit degree that I was pretty unaware of before studying it, and proved to be a real eye-opener. Unlike learning Anglo-Saxon which was the ultimate eye-closer

mrsb, just hold on while I put down this lentil shawl I'm knitting , ah, that's better. Yes, you do get two midwives' undivided attention and they seem to be uniformly nice ones - I guess they opt into doing home births so have the right experience and are v supportive and calm. Two of my sisters had horrid mws in hospital but lovely ones at home births.

It's a question of balancing what scares you more - for me it's the smell of hospital, yukky surroundings, the noise of other people, not being able to have DH stay with me if it's night time, and the chance of getting a doctor anywhere near me with an intrusive attitude. Having given birth twice with no pain relif except TENS machine, I'm much more confident about being at home, in fact I know that being relaxed helped me the last times. Of course if there were any complications either before or during labour that required a medic I'd happily submit!

Good job they don't count words rather than post. I'd have taken up several threads by now all on my own . Must thing about tea.

mrsboogie · 18/02/2009 16:39

tee isvery quiet today - where are you m'dear? still under the duvet with the dreaded lurgy?

Tee2072 · 18/02/2009 17:50

My god you people can talk!

Alas mrsb I was actually at the office all day today. Nearly killed me. Did speak to boss about going to 4 days a week, but he needs to check with CEO, since my official job is CEO's PA.

Welcome triggles. I myself am 22 weeks along with my first. Sorry about your SPD, sounds horrible!

Oh and I'm in Northern Ireland, although from USA. So maybe that's the other Ireland person you were thinking of JJ?

Did someone say cake? I keep having hypos, so sweets are being eaten by this diabetic!

Um, ladies...this is post 987...new thread title?

Tabitha8 · 18/02/2009 18:35

Welcome Triggles. May I share the lemon drizzle? My baby tummy is now 25 weeks. I've booked a painless birth that will be all over in about ten minutes. I plan to have a facial in between the {painless} contractions and might even arrange to have my hair permed at the same time. As I never live in a dreamworld, this must all be possible, methinks.

johnworf · 18/02/2009 19:03

Evening all.

Blimey, it's all go on here today. Will have to start a new thread tomorrow at this rate!

Errr well, my original forceps scar gave way on my 3rd baby and I ended up with a 3rd degree tear .....that scared me more than anything when I was preggie with K and why I opted for an elective CS. Couldn't cope with another of those........and I see from your tale neddie you were in a similar boat.

LOL erminturde Sorry. It wasn't a freudian slip. Honest

Welcome triggles. I've got 4 with a huge gap between number 3 & 4. K was born 16 weeks early and is now 8 months old.

All ok at the hospital check up except K screamed the place down. She doesn't like anyone now but mummy (and daddy but he wasn't there). Still has the PDA and so surgery is most def on the cards Developmentally everything exactly on target and no concerns by them. In fact they were impressed. So that's good

Car smells of teenage boys after I picked DS#2 plus 2 friends up today. I wonder if I can febreeze the odour. It really is most horrid. No wonder their bedrooms always smell.

mrsboogie · 18/02/2009 19:29

forceps scar jw ? a what? an episiotomy like?

I only found out about third degree tears on here quite recently - think I have led a sheltered life gynaecologically speaking..thank f*ck!

Disappointing about the surgery take it she will have the less invasive one now given her age size etc? any idea when? Still, good news that everything else is in good order.

ermintrude13 · 18/02/2009 19:42

JW I just know it was a freudian slit. Oops. .

What a shame that Katherine still has PDA -surgery's never fun, but they can do such fantastic things and she won't remember even though you will. Great that everything else is on track though, well done all!

Re scars and cuts: a friend of mine was straining on a birthing stool (at the same birth centre I went to for DD 10 yrs ago), ages into her second stage, when the midwife discovered that the reason for the delay was the fact the umbilical cord was very short - the babe had been bungeeing up and down for nearly an hour . She looked my friend in the eye and said, very calmly 'The baby needs to come out right away so I'm going to cut you.' And so she did, no anaesthetic or anything, and out plopped the baby who needed oxygen but was then fine. Owwwwww!... although my mate still says she can't remember it hurting because she was so worried about the baby. She very kindly waited until I gave birth 3 weeks later before telling me about it, thank goodness.

I had a teeny 1st degree tear both times which healed up on its own. The words 'forceps scar' send shivers...

Neddie · 18/02/2009 19:58

mrsboogie re-episiotomy-OOOOUUUCHH!!
1.Take a front bottom

  1. Slice it open to let child out
  2. Sew it back up
  3. Let patient sit on rubber ring for several weeks
  4. give patient lot of Dulco-ease especially if they also should have had a blood transfusion but were forgotten and have to take two tons of iron tablets so they stay alive.
  5. Salty baths for several weeks
  6. watch the stitches slowly dissolve and tighten so you are not able to walk properly let alone have sex
8.Legs up in "come and get me position" with alternating UV lamp treatment and hot hairdrier up your nethers.(It is compulsory to do this where there is easy access for medical students to come in and ask how you are feeling)

No really- I'm just kidding- the hairdrier thing really healed everything quite well-but just don't do that thing where you take a mirror and a little peek until your sure you are better....it will make you cry

jeanjeannie · 18/02/2009 20:06

jw that's such a pity about the PDA but like ermintrude says - it'll be done before she's old enough to realise and remember. The person who's going to 'go through the mill' with it emotionally will be you and DH Brilliant news that's she on track for everything else....and that'll stand her in really good sted for the op

Oh I feel all woozy thinking about forcep scars I didn't know you'd elected for a c-section jw? Mind you - I suppose that was the last thing on your mind with K ....in the middle of your holidays and all that !

tabitha PMSL@ your 'birth plan' You go girl....I reckon if you got a nice ambient mood going you could slip in a manicure too

ermintrude OOooo, what should one wear to a book launch party? One of my bessie mates is having her novel published and it's about life in France and will be in a chic chic French bar/restaurant. Do you think beret, stripe top and onions is a bit OTT?! I'm very excited - I never get to go to owt swish in London town any more

New thread coming up......

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jeanjeannie · 18/02/2009 20:15

HERE...HERE IT IS...come talk and collect Lemon Drizzle cake on passing go!

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Kaz1967 · 18/02/2009 22:25

mrsb she is far too grown up someone reminded me today she will be a year old soon

would have loved a home birth, if I get pregnant again and I am not on my own then I will push for one.

jj Kez is not saying anything other than the normal babbling concentrating on the eating and moving parts of her development LOL She does love her books though both sitting looking at them with me (esp the touchy ones got her thats not my monkey today as a treat ) and eating them LOL

My mouse right click has totally died and it is driving me nuts

Triggles welcome and congratulations, totally understand the alian thing although it was not the other Mums it was certain doctors at the hospital who made me feel like that. not only was I over 40 I was fat to

hedgepig Kez was born on the 1st July

BTW This standing lark is begining to get on my nerves she wants to do it al the time when we are at home and I am so scared she is going to do her self some damage and we will end up in hospital but there is no stopping her.

johnworf · 18/02/2009 22:39

Yes, I think she can have the less invasive surgery where they go in through a blood vessel. She's 14lb's now so she has to reach 7kgs. Sorry to mix up imperial and metric but you know what I mean. And yep, it'll be me crying and fretting, no one else.

JJ yep, I begged them for a CS when I was having K cos I couldn't face my arse having a new hole ripped in it again

Someone was talking about manual placenta removal....well on K mine wouldn't come and after being shouted at for not delivering it she put her hand up in the style of All Creatures Great and Small and got it out herself. She was russian and looked like a shot putter though and I was very scared at the time. Is this what you experienced mrsb?

Talking of being one Kaz, yes all the babies are growing up really fast on here. K is almost 8 months old along with Verity . Seems like only yesterday...breaks into a Carpenters song. jj isn't it time you were up the duff again?

ermintrude13 · 19/02/2009 10:37

Ladies, JJ has got us a new thread, the link is on her last message 3 up from the bottom. Come on over (but only if you promise to stop talking about manual removal of placentas - makes me feel woozy) x

BonzoDoodah · 19/02/2009 18:09

phew - still catching up but so far ...

ermintrude I'm with you on wagamama - althoguh Manchester has Tampopo which I rate a bit higher (and yum). M has already been and scoffed a huge plate of noodles! Have to admit that I'm an Asian food fan (having spent a year travelling round the world - about 3-4 months of which was in Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand - HEAVEN!)

Tee - just read the link you posted to the "am i being unreasonable" thingie ... all I can say is what a bunch of snotty b**ches! Jeez. I'm staying here if it's like that out there!

Triggles welcome - I'm 17 weeks (ooh 18 tomorrow) so will be due around the same time as you. Hello!!!

jeanjeannie · 19/02/2009 20:33

BONZO ...NEW THREAD----NEW THREAD!!

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