Hello all - been entertaining my 84yr old friend!
Am eating an apple and then I WILL weigh myself - I promise. JW forgot to say - well done on such a good result old bean! I wish my eating habits were calming down. I think tiredness got a lot to do with 'needing' carbs - plus my blood pressure keeps nose-diving which is giving my body the illusion I need feeding up!!
ermintrude You now have more of an interesting allure then you've ever had
I am PMSL laughing at your description of a returned libido coinciding with an unfortunately timed hand job
I am also that you've got the brain power to write a novel - I've not got the ability to read one at the moment!! Being a journalist you'd think I could give it a whirl - but PAH! I'm am the only person in the world who doesn't have a book inside them! Well done you on the agent - my mate has just secured one but only after yonks of trying. Mind you - I've read her novel and it's chick-lit(not very good either) and I don't really do that kind of stuff.
lilibet ah subtitles. Well, when I'm this tired I'd need binoculars on top of my contact lenses to see them!
Gosh, I know we're older...but wiser
bonzo lol at your porridge marketing appeal. My mate is the ad man for Scotts Porridge oats - i'll pass it on!!!