What do you really want your t-shirt to say?

[beansprout]

Am very tempted to buy the "Do not touch the bump" top being advertised at the moment, but dh has pointed out that it may be a bit, ahem, too delicately worded for my taste.

What do you really want your pregnancy t-shirt to say?!

OR HOW ABOUT NO IM NOT STILL HERE YOUR LOOKING AT A MIRAGE

OR YES IVE HAD IT BUT LIKED LOOKING LIKE A BEACHED WHALE SO MUCH I PUT A FUCKING FOOTBALL UP MY TOP. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY LEAVE ME ALONE AND MIND YOUR OWN

No I havent had it yet because its not even due!

det really sick of people asking every time they see you from about 32 weeks if your in labour or have had it. should get a printing company to knock some of these up

bumping cos these are making me giggle

I can't stand it when people keep saying 'do you know what your having?'. I have actually started saying its a giraffe.

Also why do people keep saying oh your not as big as you were last time although you do still have 9 weeks to go!

I KNOW and I feel like an elephant already so none of your comments makes me feel any better what so ever!

Also I know I look tired but so would you with a 3 yr old, a puppy, a full time job, a house to clean and a baby gaining an oz a day inside you!!!

Sorry for the rant but why can't people just be quiet!!

i think i must have got off lightly. the only thing i ever got asked was how far gone are you.

I've got a craving for killing.

If one more person mentions my mood swings then I certainly will have.

I had an awesome t-shirt when i was pregnant which had a surface that could be written on with one of those chalkboard markers. some of the favourites i wrote were:

Baby (arrow pointing down)
Bitch (arrow pointing up)

I'm just fat

I chose to have a baby, but I'm glad I had the choice [this was in response to some fairly rabid pro-lifers we were coming across at the time]

Boy. Due Jan. Now give me your seat. [it didn't work]