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What do you really want your t-shirt to say?

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beansprout · 18/09/2007 20:56

Am very tempted to buy the "Do not touch the bump" top being advertised at the moment, but dh has pointed out that it may be a bit, ahem, too delicately worded for my taste.

What do you really want your pregnancy t-shirt to say?!

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RGPargy · 21/09/2007 10:48

"No, I haven't eaten all the pies!"

Oh and on the subject of public transport, i actually got offered a seat the other day on a very unusually overcrowded train. I was quite shocked! It was a young bloke who offered, which was very nice of him!

sparklygothkat · 21/09/2007 10:53

'yes I know its a small bump, but baby is fine'

Kathyis6incheshigh · 21/09/2007 10:54

For early pregnancy I'd have liked, 'I'm not unfriendly, I'm just pregnant and feel like shit.'

And for later on, 'Please offer me wine - not drinking alcohol is my choice, not yours'

CatIsSleepy · 21/09/2007 11:21

haha fleacircus I did that too...
the Victoria line came out on top, with a fairly even split of males and females offering seats

commuter trains=worst of all-was never offered a seat even with a mahoosive 8 month bump

miniandme · 21/09/2007 11:28

Yes im pregnant anad yes there is two in there !!!

Obviously expecting twins anad loving the shock on peoples faces when they see my size and jokingly ask "are you sure theres not 2 in there?"
then i turn around and say well actually yes there is

wheelsonthebus · 21/09/2007 11:28

Obese and Proud

wheelsonthebus · 21/09/2007 11:35

or - Just give me that seat on the train if you have any doubt

Scampynoodle · 21/09/2007 11:41

Gawd, this thread has made me hoot!

How about
"No, I'm not pregnant. I just haven't had a dump in five months."

or

"20 Benson and Hedges please."

or

"Banged by the boss."

or, in fact, anything that reduces the smug-faced fucking do-gooders who think that my only aim in life has ever been to get pregnant to tears. And if one more person suggests that my life would never have been complete without stretchmarks, exhaustion or itchy nips I'll take off said t-shirt and shove it down their throat.

NB. I poop daily, don't smoke and have never banged my boss. I do have my arse in my hand though.

Sx

damewashalot · 21/09/2007 11:46

I could have done with .....No I'm not hoping for a girl this time!

In fact if I do go for no4 I might have to get one

PippiLangstrump · 21/09/2007 11:51

'yes I know I am showing very early, so what????'

snowleopard · 21/09/2007 11:53

I once saw a woman wearing a funky t-shirt that said in very small, pretty writing: BACK OFF

I've wanted one ever since and it would be perfect for pregnancy too.

ClaphamLauren · 21/09/2007 12:18

I had an arguement on the tube this morning, I went psycho crazy pregnant bitch on this womans arse. It felt both liberating and embarrassing!

I'd like my t-shirt to say...

"Pregnant and angry"

or

"How about you back off out of my personal space?"

or

"How else do you expect me to get to work?"

For when people on the tube suggest I don't get on it because it is too crowded. How about they actually just utilise the space properly and stop reading broadsheets?

Urgh. The northern line.

RGPargy · 21/09/2007 12:21

My sympathies Lauren! Northern line is a shit!

RGPargy · 21/09/2007 12:22

Oh and do spill the beanz about what happened with you and this other woman!

thomcat · 21/09/2007 12:24

None of it is your fucking business!

or

No, I have no idea so just don't go there

or

Don't ask, really, don't ask

Step away from the mad angry pregnant lady, step away

It's due Sept, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, no it's not my first, 2 girls, yes I will have my hands full, no I'm not mad, I feel fine, just tired now jog on!

Cazzybaby · 21/09/2007 12:36

I would like mine to say

'no there is nothing wrong with it I just have a small bump'

To all those who keep asking me where my bump is!

Zara have a kool T Shirt in their maternity section that says

' I've got cravings ' or something along those lines

Mrswizz · 21/09/2007 12:40

Fleacircus, try the W3, its much better. I always get a seat.

Bodkin · 21/09/2007 12:44

Can we have some t-shirts for new mums too, that say

"No you can't hold my baby you crazed old witch, I've never even met you before and she's ASLEEP"

becklespeckle · 21/09/2007 13:36

I need one with a countdown on it

"3 months left to go and yes I'm sure there's only one in there"

or

"I know my bump is large but so were my other babies, I may be small but have you seen the size of my DH???"

becklespeckle · 21/09/2007 13:37

How about;

"It's a baby..."

for all those who keep asking if we know what we're having.

Caz10 · 21/09/2007 15:16

Oh just thought, I also want one that says:

"stop telling me I should be taking it f-ing easy in my "condition""

Condition!! aaargh!!!

RGPargy · 21/09/2007 15:25

"Proof that fat girls get laid too"

number1yummymummy1987 · 11/10/2007 14:50

DONT TOUCH THE BUMP I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN

Greensleeves · 11/10/2007 14:52

"if you want something to gawp at, take a fucking photograph"