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What do you really want that t-shirt to say?!

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beansprout · 04/05/2004 12:44

I know we can get t-shirts that say "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant", "Hands off", "Under construction" etc but what would you REALLY like a t-shirt to say?

I'm nearly 18 weeks and have indeterminate bump, so my current preference would be "yes, it's all pies...".

Anyone?

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Janstar · 04/05/2004 17:12

mine would read 'I'm not pregnant, I'm fat, do you wanna make something of it?'

libb · 04/05/2004 17:12

"No, I am not feeling excited. I vary between scared, neurotic, paranoid, weepy, occasionally melodramatic, very worried and a little bit fed up!"

(I really hope my mood improves when he arrives!)

SoupDragon · 04/05/2004 17:39

Can't these be used as Mumsnet T shirts??

Janstar · 04/05/2004 17:43

Great idea, Soupy. We'd need some slogans for those of us NOT pregnant too!

fairyfly · 04/05/2004 17:45

Not pregnant would say please feel free to sleep with me i am not fussy anymore

SoupDragon · 04/05/2004 17:47

There were non-pregnant suggestions on the other T Shirt thread I think.

WideWebWitch · 04/05/2004 19:08

I reall y wanted one that said I DON'T WANT YOUR F*ING OPINION, OK?

sweetkitty · 04/05/2004 21:24

What about

my piles are killing me since you asked!

charliecat · 04/05/2004 21:27

I woould have liked one with "im not fat" on the front and "im pregnant" on the back. I was like an elephant when i was pregnant and I remember being tutted at...ffs I was pregnant...and i was back in my size 10s the day after giving birth but oh some people!!!!!

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beansprout · 05/05/2004 10:31

I already want one that says:
ASK before you touch....

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Spod · 05/05/2004 10:37

'stand well back, i might be sick'

Twinkie · 05/05/2004 10:46

Wow - yes it must have been Coddy, tall, dark hair, big nose and glasses!! - Green Bored of the Beckhams T-shirt.

Next time go up to him and tell him you know me - ha ha he will freak!!

aloha · 05/05/2004 11:17

How about I'm fat AND pregnant?

sweetkitty · 05/05/2004 21:37

How about "Get your fat a** off that seat and let me have it didn't your mum teach you manners."

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