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What do you really want that t-shirt to say?!

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beansprout · 04/05/2004 12:44

I know we can get t-shirts that say "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant", "Hands off", "Under construction" etc but what would you REALLY like a t-shirt to say?

I'm nearly 18 weeks and have indeterminate bump, so my current preference would be "yes, it's all pies...".

Anyone?

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Codswallop · 04/05/2004 12:46

wanted one that had a removable plastic insert into which you could slip the number of weeks youa re so people wouldnt ask you

SoupDragon · 04/05/2004 12:49

"yes, I've had sex"

serenequeen · 04/05/2004 12:54

"danger... don not approach... back away slowly... pregnant angry lady"

GeorginaA · 04/05/2004 12:54

"NO I HAVEN'T HAD IT YET!"

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beansprout · 04/05/2004 12:55

"GIVE ME A SEAT!!"

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serenequeen · 04/05/2004 12:55

for the tube:

"if you are sitting down and i am standing up, you were not brought up properly"

"what am i? invisible?"

Twinkie · 04/05/2004 12:56

I slept with David Beckham!!

oliveoil · 04/05/2004 13:21

f**k off

(no, my pregnancy grump has still not lifted )

fairyfly · 04/05/2004 13:24

No i don't know who the father is

oliveoil · 04/05/2004 13:31

I'm having an elective caesarian on the NHS

motherinferior · 04/05/2004 13:46

ONE COMMENT ON MY SIZE AND YOU'RE DEAD

aloha · 04/05/2004 13:53

I like Twinkie's best. So politically incorrect

aloha · 04/05/2004 13:53

I do think there might be market for PREGNANT ANGRY LADY (copyright Bossykate)

Codswallop · 04/05/2004 13:55

theres aw ebsite tht wants suggestions - ythe one that has the Daddy t shirts

Codswallop · 04/05/2004 13:57

here

Twinkie · 04/05/2004 14:03

Go to WWW.boredofthebeckhams.com and you can all have a t shirt saying Bored of the Beckhams!!

DP, DD and I all have one!!

DP also has one saying - Big Brither is Watching me but I'm not watching Big Brother - he gets asked whrere he got that one and the Beckhams one all of the time!!

I was also thinnking of getting one saying 'I slept with *** (DP's name)' just to fox everyone - wondered how many people would ask me who he was!!

motherinferior · 04/05/2004 14:09

I'M A SURROGATE

Skara · 04/05/2004 14:13

Was going to say 'F*ck off' but I see that Oliveoil is obviously feeling the same way and has beaten me to it

Hate everything today - grrrrrrrrrrrrr
another 5 weeks of this lovely mood to go...

sweetkitty · 04/05/2004 16:43

Yes It's a Girl
I'm due on X
Yes I'm getting bigger.
No I'm not getting married.
Now F* off

Oh and put me down for the tube ones as well.

What about Artifically Inseminated!

dinosaur · 04/05/2004 16:47

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fairyfly · 04/05/2004 16:48

No i didn't enjoy making it Mum, honest

Codswallop · 04/05/2004 16:57

twinkie then it was your dh i saw in southampton a fortnight ago!

moodyzebra · 04/05/2004 16:59

"Handle with Care, I bite!"

emmatmg · 04/05/2004 17:00

'No, I haven't had this baby yet'

OR

'Does it look like I've had it yet?'

both followed by

'Did you know that a human pregnancy is about 40 weeks.....?'

for all those idiots that ask ' haven't you had that baby yet?' after about bloody 8 weeks!

cazzybabs · 04/05/2004 17:02

I think mine ought to say - Yes I am pregnant and fat and I don't care OR like Sweetkitty no I not married (I would wear that one to school)!