Kate Middleton.....can we have a word?

[Cockbollocks]

Does anybody else really hope that Kate Middleton gets into the car after these engagements. Hoicks up her support tights, slips on some fluffy slippers and gets a bar of Dairy milk and a packet of Gaviscon tabs from her bag!

Honestly, that tiny bump, high heels, shiny hair (although my hair is ok) and permanent smile is doing nothing for the rest of us heavily pregnant women.

My bump appears to looking like i'm actually carrying an elephant to its gestation.

I would also quite like a picture of her getting out of the car and grimacing at that moment when the baby causes you to let out a little wee.

Or the waddle shuffle.

Or the grunting face you pull when you have bent over or crouched down forgetting that it is nearly impossible to get up again.
Or the sudden onset of crippling cramp in any part of your legs or feet.

If your reading this lady, do you think you could oblige one or more of the above?

Stupidly, probably, I'm feeling sad for the kids who made the biscuits that she turned down. But it does make me wonder if she's still feeling grim the whole time and barely eating, as otherwise surely you'd take a biscuit to be polite?

She had horrific 1st trimesters though. Karma means a good 3rd?

I keep leaving them places but they find their way back!!!

Did she turn down biscuits? Bitch!!! always turns down biscuits made by random children

Although she could have taken it and discreetly pocketed for the bin later.

The fact that she can afford to buy top of the range clothes (and have them altered if necessary to fit) has to help. Or have things custom made. If I had a budget of £1000's for amazing dresses, hair, makeup etc I'd look better than I do for sure. And she has top notch health care, childcare, people to do her cleaning etc which while it doesn't stop her feeling ill has to help in terms of coping, being able to rest and all that.

Woo Hoo - ASOS is top of the range!!

Let's face it, if every pregnant woman had the lifestyle she had interspersed with the odd bit of waving then I imagine most would look the same. She looks like she does because of the oodles that are spent on keeping her looking the way she does - her image is v important for the royal family (and the economy).

even with the make up she looks tired. The face is smiling but the eyes don't seem to be.

I'm glad i never had to be in the public eye. must be another kind of hell

Credit where credit is due. While she does have certain advantages she handles the public role very well. I felt for her having to walk out of the hospital a day after giving birth and face the world. Others have advantages which are similar to hers and they don't do such a great job.

A great job of what? Smiling, waving and wearing nice clothes and occasionally flashing your knickers - not that hard.

Look up a model called Sarah Stage - she is 9 months pg and makes Kate Middleton look like a heifer. Everytime I see a photo I think I only I looked like her turning over in bed wouldn't have to be achieved in stages and with help...