Humourous music for my waterbirth

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Chatting with a friend about putting together some music to play during my (hopefully) waterbirth we started thinking of songs that are....well....themed. Mainly to try and make the Midwife go "wtf" than to actually play all the way through.

So far we have
Under the Sea
The Celine song from Titanic
Born Slippy

I need more! Help please!

Underwater Love - Smoke City was the first that came to mind!

Flow by Transister
Wave of Mutilation by The Pixies
both watery and mellow but dark

Is Rip her to Shreds by Blondie a bit close to the mark?

How about Hard Day's Night by the Beatles. Working like a dog certainly describes my labour.

Monty Python - Your baby has gorn down the plughole?

Hopefully there will be no ripping to shreds!

Well obviously we all hope that. Sorry if that was a bit lose to the bone .

I had a relaxing playlist that I thought might help during early labour with DC3. Couldn't get the speakers to work, tried for five minutes, got too far in and didn't give it another thought. Progressed a lot faster than 1 and 2.

Im hoping it will be a sneezebirth as dd1 was 24 hours of agony followed by epidural, cut and eventual forceps. God awful! I think music would have given me the Rage last time. Trying for a serene experience this time (interspersed with a bit of Smack Ya Bitch Up)

I shall try and do better....

Comfortably Numb is you have an epidural?

The Final Countdown?
I will survive?
I'm still standing?

Cross post! My no. 2 and no.3 were better. Not sneeze births, but better.

Islands in The Stream
(Loving theme from Jaws!)

On the Monty Python theme 'Every sperm is sacred'

I had don't stop me now by Queen
I'm too sexy by right said fred
fat bottom girls - Queen
Breathe - the prodigy

can't remember them all but it was a very eclectic mix

When I went into labour with dd, at 4am, I was in a bar til ten pm the night prior having a dance to 9-5 by dolly. Then "Big Girls You are Beautiful" came on and I owned that dancefloor.

Im hoping to dance this one into labour too.

Tbh the whole of Queens back catalogue would probably make amazing labour music!

Enya (sp?) - Orinoco Flow. "sail away, sail away, sail away"

Simon & Garfunkle - Bridge over troubled waters

Handel's Water Music - classy

Where's your head at - Basement Jaxx
(I actually had this on my labour playlist for DS1).

Rolling in the deep - Adele

Beach Baby - Beach Boys

Every time I hear I 'hear' it as

Breach baby, breach baby, give me your hand...

Wade in the Water - Eva Cassidy
If I were a Boy - Beyoncé
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Haven't Met a You Yet - Michael Buble

"Yes Sir, That's My Baby", in a version like beginning
"Who's that comin' down the street?
Who's that lookin' so petite?"

Naked in the rain by Blue Pearl
Anything by the Beach Boys
Yellow submarine

Down to the waterline - Dire Straits

Cry me a River - Justin Timberlake

Moon River - Henry Mancini

Sitting on the dock of the bay - Otis Redding

River deep, mountain high - Ike and Tina Turner

Beyond the sea?

Bobbing Along on the Bottom of the Sea from (I think?) Bedknobs and Broomsticks...