Sum up your experience of pregnancy in a sentence or less

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Hello all

I was just wondering if you could sum up your experience of pregnancy in one sentence or less - the more humorous the better ....

three times vomiting until I damaged my teeth, worth it in the end

Skin over stretched, brain shrinking, excitement rising

Multiple operations, pelvic pain and horrific heartburn.

Months of vomit, worry, and an ever expanding backside.