Preggo Rage.

[ladymalfoy]

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

Nummy mummy I can't believe you offer BJs, I'm far too angry for that. Fuck being nice!

Well he won't be getting offered any more. Ever. I had a bad night last night and at about 3am he mumbled "what the fuck are you actually doing? Can't you be more quiet?".

I threw his iPhone into the garden and was going for the iPad when I got intercepted.

Someone wanting payment from direct tv just got a

Oops, hit reply too soon in my rage.

Someone from wanting payment for direct tv just got the full force of my rage.

They rang at 7. 30 AM to ask about a bill that's overdue ONE DAY. What is up with Americans not having decent manners and etiquette to ring in BUSINESS HOURS?! Dh answered but I managed to quickly get hold of the phone and do my best Hyacinth Bucket voice yet convey that they were the scum of the universe. I told them that in most developed countries people didn't ring at 7.30 and that I fully intended to pay it today but now I wasn't going to on principle.

Going well until they said 'well then we'll be forced to interupt your service Mam' at which I called him a 'fucking dickcheese' and hung up.

dickcheese is my new favorite word

I've been bloody cut off!!! What the HELL am I meant to do with no tv lol?!

I'll pay the bill but I'm not apologising.

call them wankbadgers. That always makes me feel better. I can't watch tv either because DP is an idiot and forgot to switch it on at the plug before he left for work. 30 week pregnant me cannot get to said switch.

All my wrath,all my ire,all my bile is no FIRMLY directed at my DH line manager. Apparently marking for 7 hours on a Sunday and 4 hours every week night isn't enough. My poor DH is the only specialist in the school and has in the words of the LA adviser turned the dept around.
I hope that his LM dick gets septic and drops off. My fists have gone into punchy mode.
Fucking wanker.

That sucks Lady. People just don't get it do they? :(

I've told dh I don't want him popping off to work every two minutes or all the frantic 3am phone calls we normally get. I want peace and quiet and if his employers don't respect that I'll fucking tell them myself.

Wankbadger. That'll work.

I love you all. Seriously. You make me feel normal. Thank you.

And still The Rage marches on.

The Rage has manifested itself in many ways over the last few days.

My washing up bowl is in the bin. It has had a tiny, weeny split in it for weeks. Just at the top from lifting it up and tipping it out whilst water/pots are in it. The Split looked at me funny yesterday. So I threw the fucker away. Then had to go to town and get a new one as I have lost the plug for the sink.

My hair dryer also spent a brief time in the bin (luckily in the washing up bowl on top of all the rubbish). Its crime? The wire wouldn't wind up properly and I was sick of looking at it. Luckily when I brough the next lot out I rescued it.

I have also blitzed mine and DP's Double Wardrobe Of Doom. I had a pile of tops/bags/shoes/random crap that I was supposed to get a suitcase down for and shove in there until next summer. Binned the fuckers.

And I have eaten 4 Mince Pies with Brandy (from Co-op, very yum) in the last 17 or so hours. Had the last one this morning in temper because of the ongoing bollox and waste of police and public money that is Plebgate. FFS. Who actually gives a flying fuck? Seriously. It has gotten to the point of fucking ridiculous. An MP said a mean name to some police men who got the hump and reported him. Good lord, I'm glad those police don't work around here. A Pleb could be classed as a term of endearment. So what the actual fuck is Downing Street, the Police, The Indepdendant Police Commission Bollocks and anyone and everyone else still wasting money over it for?

If they were kids and one had come home and said 'Mummy, he called me a pleb' I'd just say 'You apologise and you apologise for whatever you did that made him call you a pleb. Now does anyone want an icepop?'

So yes the rage is still here. DD a bit worried. She's 9. It's her parents evening tonight. I don't like this teacher. And I have an ISHOO I need to discuss with her. About my DD. My DD is the only one who doesn't fill me with rage. More, with an overwhelming sense of protection. So now DD (and DP who has offered to go instead for the first time ever) are concerned that I will be ragefull at school. I may be. But I can guarantee DD will now have this ISHOO again. Nope. No she won't.

sorry you guys are having rubbish times at the moment, but your stories are amusing me

I absolutely can't stand him at the min, he opens a bottle of wine an the smell makes me I'll. I'm sure he does it on purpose!
I'm proper shouting, everything is annoying me!

I had a dream last night in which I beat a guy half to death for spraying a 'dangerous' chemical in my face. Better than an anxiety dream but still alarming!

Speaking of alarms, my wall neighbours had some high pitched beeping coming through into our bedroom much of the night. This plus the noise from the water feature that I can hear through our double glazing and sounds like a toilet flushing 24 fucking 7. I could have happily punched them all in the life. I hate them forever.

I had a full on temper tantrum this morning because I couldn't get the cling film to unwind, it had only a little bit coming off, it resulted in being thrown across the room, my sandwiches thrown in the bin and me a blind rage getting ready for work.

Oh and I had a rage at DP the other night in bed because he said that he wouldn't let me have a taser at the minute. You know those things they use to stun people? That police have?

Well we were watching some crap on TV and someone had one and used it and dropped this poor bloke in his tracks. I was quite impressed and said to DP I'd quite like one of those for my birthday.

He laughed and told me not a chance. How fucking selfish is that? Bastard. I sulked for about an hour but gave it up when he offered to come downstairs and get my Gaviscon and bag of wine gums.

ugh what a wanker frouby Why shouldn't us pregnant ladies be allowed a taser? It would help the rage immensely

I have the rage at my body. Massive, uncomfortable, nine if my clothes fit properly eg mat trousers keep creeping down in irritating way so I have to hoik them up. I can't do a ducking thing without feeling out of breath/ exhausted and have spider veins appearing on my legs from carrying this mother load around. Fuck off heaviness. I want to feel light and agile.

And now spell check has fucked me off. It's fucking NOT ducking!

A taser? Oh my Lord that's a good idea. I think they're legal here. I could probably send you all some and get away with it citing pregnancy mentalness.

As soon as I found out I was pregnant I sold gunny. As my rage has progressed dh has stopped moaning about me making him sell his too haha.

The clothes thing is easily combated by not leaving the house. I went out for dinner the other night however and it took me over an hour to find something that actually could fit over my gigantor whale arse and even then I couldn't wear a bra (just bought THREE nursing bras and they're too small already) and pants and all the seams made me cry.

As to the meal, they made me wait AN HOUR before bringing me even bread and water and after 1.5 hours still hadn't got drinks or starters and paid almost £200 for really shit food, I wrote such a filthy, horrific review on trip advisor that the owner rang me yesterday to offer me $50 off another meal (um spit in your food, no thanks?) and when I declined he's demanded I take it down. So today I shall be changing it to add that they're bullying me to change my review. Fuckers.

My wisdom tooth erupted and I spent half the night worrying I'd get a gum infection that would result in a brain infection and I'd die. Or my gum bone would deteriorate and I'd look like Tracy Emin.

Both are apparently unlikely but I'm taking antibiotics anyway.

I HATE DAVID CAMERON AND THE UK BORDER AGENCY. Please read my thread to find out why.

I also hate people needlessly touching my bump. A pet is ok but don't just sit and rub it. Fuck off. I don't care if you are my grandmother.

Just popped on here for some distraction - you guys are fucking ace!!! tee hee!
I have had some tasters of 'the rage', but none quite so amusing. Though I have seriously become a mood-hoover lately

Kate, my wisdom tooth has been erupting for a few months now - you just have to brush it pretty well.

LOL @ Tracy Emin!!!!

Where's my lovely rage gone?! I've just spent an hour crying about the thought of baby going off to uni and an hour crying because dh is at work and I miss him. Fuck this shit, I want my lovely, productive rage back!

Maybe I'll go read the Daily Mail for half an hour.

Well my other thread post has offended loads of people and I wasn't even trying to be offensive. Oops.

What was it called?

It's ok everyone, my rage is back. Just been reading 'spinning babies' website to try to see how to get this little sod to move into a decent position and it says how 'vital' it is that even at 40 weeks you should still be walking 3 miles a day.

FUCK YOU SPINNING BABIES.

I'm going to eat a box of chocolates and watch Holby City now. May get up to pee, may just do it on the sofa. Ha.