... because I can't be the only one!! Please!!
Currently sitting on the bed, wrapped in a towel. DH is in the living room two floors below potentially wrapped in a shock blanket.
Ten minutes ago I asked him if he fancied a shag to try and get things moving (38 weeks in this heat is no fun and I'm getting desperate). I must have been more excited by this prospect than I thought because a few seconds later I suffered what can only be described as a catastrophic bladder failure.
I pissed on his leg, and then left a yellow trail all the way through the bedroom and bathroom as I sprinted to the toilet. Literally no warning.
Good job we have laminate and not carpet 
Earlier on in the pregnancy, I was sick on the bus about two minutes from my stop. Amazingly enough no-one noticed me quietly unpack my shopping and puke into the empty bag, although the bus driver gave me an odd look as I got off the bus awkwardly carrying my shopping in my arms whilst carrying an apparently empty shopping bag.
Oh, the shame...