OH in love with my boobs!! *Rant*

[riamay2011]

Just a rant really....
OH is currently obsessed with my boobs and nipplettes! He NEVER leaves them alone and says its my fault that there 'always out' (when there not) that he just has to play with them. Hes even got a little dance he does just before and sings the 'tats' song...seriously, it cant ge any worse.
Has anyone elses OH got this obsession????
BELIEVE me its morning day and night. He even googled to see if he could buy a fake set of silicone boobs to fondle with, and came across a rubber duck with dick and said that could be my toy...yeah right!!!!! lol
He has even passed the comment that once baby is here, they will be like grapefruits and wont have the same effects so he might aswell get it all in now. Likes that smade me feel any better about the whole post birth situation!!!

Rant over!!!

lmao to your word fuckeroo...

so gonna use that one!!

i will let you use mine!! i no your gagging too lol

sorry to translate..

nipplettes - nipples

Speechless.

you're better off with the be-dicked duck.

WTF?

Was nipplettes an iphone autocorrect or do you actually call them that?

id ditch him and keep the duck.

Yes leave him for the duck with the dick. Or whatever really......

www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/duck-with-a-dick.html

Your fella loves your body, how awful for you.

That links for anyone elese who wants to order one and ditch the fella !

nipplettes is a cuter word than nipples and he also loves to constantly use the phrase areola and get quite graphic..........

hes beginning to worry me...

Do you think he is going to be able to concentrate on the baby when it arrives? Will he be with you in the delivery room?

He's reading your message " time wasting " and completely agrees. He says he cant help having an obsession with me and simply loves me alot.

yeah he did the last time round , but when in the delivery suite he's more interested in the gas and air

Mmmm. Doesn't sound overly helpful.

Fuck it.. I'm going to say it. Your OH is a dick. An immature dick. I hope, for all of womankind, that if you have a boy he doesn't take after his father.

Good luck op. I have feeling you are going to need it.

ok ill explain the tat song...

he puts one hand either side of his breasts, makes a monkey face with his lips and squeezes his hands together kinda making a cleavage of his own and says 'ohh those beautiful tats' the song goes

UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits

I think it's him that's the big tit. If he actually exists......

i think he just tries to put a happier perspective on this pregnancy as my last was hard, and ended in a premature labour ending in EMCS.

He just cares...

were just a happy family who have a laugh!!! nothing too serious.....i think??
:)

I wasn't asking for the lyrics, believe me OP. however, since you have taken the time to listen to them so intently to the point of being capable of reciting them I also believe you to be a twat as well.

or a troll

i think you need to have a song about him then.

Hehe - I love this thread! As for the song...DON'T SING IT IN DELIVERY WARD!

I love that my DH loves my new body (and the old one...he's fab). He loves it because it's part of his wife. Hoping your DP loves your boobs because they're part of you too... :)