OH in love with my boobs!! *Rant*

[riamay2011]

Just a rant really....
OH is currently obsessed with my boobs and nipplettes! He NEVER leaves them alone and says its my fault that there 'always out' (when there not) that he just has to play with them. Hes even got a little dance he does just before and sings the 'tats' song...seriously, it cant ge any worse.
Has anyone elses OH got this obsession????
BELIEVE me its morning day and night. He even googled to see if he could buy a fake set of silicone boobs to fondle with, and came across a rubber duck with dick and said that could be my toy...yeah right!!!!! lol
He has even passed the comment that once baby is here, they will be like grapefruits and wont have the same effects so he might aswell get it all in now. Likes that smade me feel any better about the whole post birth situation!!!

Rant over!!!

OMG at your comment regarding song lyrics. He actually wrote it out.....

OMG that duck!

Loving the text underneath which says it is a naughty novelty toy for all ages

Erm, no. No it isn't.

:( at the harsh language used on this 'light hearted' thread

When's the baby due?

Oh yes he loves them because there apart of me, gets upset when i 'hide' them!!
He thinks pregnancy makes me beautiful :)
its nice when you know someone loves you when you feel like you look like a hog

in 11 weeks :)

April 6th

Exciting Do you know the sex? What have you got already?

sod the 'fun for all ages' have you seen the comment regarding 'a matching detachable pork sword'
where do these people come from seriously??

a girl :) she was hard work, born at 34 weeks and pregnancy was awful. was in hospital every week from 29 weeks. Now at that stage and i think DH is trying to keep me happy by acting so silly. Its sweet really if you think about it. I got really upset with the birth of our DD as her heart rate completely slowed down and was rushed in for an EMCS didnt even have time to grab clothes for little one :(
We havent found out what we are having this time. just a nice surprise! But we have been told its BIG! at my 27 week scan it weighed 3lb 11oz

Bump

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! I'll bet he likes the "Bitty" sketches in Little Britain too... Oh my - that would piss me off some, but there you go. My OH likes my breasts too, and I normally like it. However due to my being pregnant, they no longer feel sexy, and he has been a little down in the mouth about that. Ah well.

My OH rather likes mine too, however we don't feel the need to have a special 'song' for them or use twee words like 'nipplettes', nor does he feel the need to grope them at every available second as if I am a piece of meat.

You can be made to feel beautiful and loved, and enjoy the pregnancy without being felt up constantly (and given that you came on here 'for a rant' and said that it 'can't get any worse' then your OP didn't come across as particularly light-hearted)

Well, something can be sweet but irritating at the same time... I can kind of imagine what goes through your mind: "Yes, it's fantastic that you're still attracted to me right now and very sweet that you're so demonstrative, but I'm trying to get shit done here, can I have them back now please??"

My OH loves mine too (no songs or made-up words, just LOTS of grope-age, which is lovely but does get a little much at times )

I got the "always out" thing for a bit as well (in fairness, before I got around to buying bras to accomodate my newly humungous baparoonies). "But they're RIGHT THERE!" As opposed to where, behind the sofa? In a kitchen cupboard?

Incidentally, Flisspaps, loving the name !