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I can't see my fanny anymore!!!!!

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JazzAnnNonMouse · 06/05/2011 19:35

that's all really.

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Jill72 · 06/05/2011 19:38

lol!!!

4pudding · 06/05/2011 19:45

Haha, haven't seen mine for WEEKS. Hope it's still there as will be quite useful for getting baby out!

discobeaver · 06/05/2011 19:48

Me neither but I put a mirror on the floor so I could wax today. None too pretty!

davidtennantsmistress · 06/05/2011 19:48

lmao & what 4 pudding said!

I don't dare to look there in a few weeks at the redundant bushall i'm expecting to find - dear god i'll need a hedge trimmer not scissors! :o

davidtennantsmistress · 06/05/2011 19:49

disco - I daren't do that - then i'd see the stretch marks & as I still have 16 weeks to go i'm happy to put my fingers in my ears and shout lalalalalala they're not there as they're at the bottom not the top of the bump. :o

JazzAnnNonMouse · 06/05/2011 19:56

'tis a strange day when you realise you can no longer see a part of your body that's always been accessible.

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FirstTimeMum1 · 06/05/2011 20:30

Hahaha this made me laugh a lot!! First thing I did after giving birth the first time was feel amazement (after the amazement of DD of course) that I could see it again!!

Mamaz0n · 06/05/2011 20:31

Can't see mine either....only im not up duffed Sad

Lynzilove · 06/05/2011 20:32

i have to get my dp to trim my bush as i cant see what im doing anymore!!

davidtennantsmistress · 06/05/2011 20:36

your brave lyn - not sure i'd trust DP there with scissors - will hack at it instead.

prettywhiteguitar · 06/05/2011 20:54

oh god I'm ignoring mine, out of sight out of mind

I'll trim when its not in danger of being accidentally snipped Shock

JazzAnnNonMouse · 06/05/2011 23:14

I'm wondering whether my gorilla belly might actually be stemming from my non upkeeping of my fanjo

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SuperheroYuki · 07/05/2011 12:05

To shave mine I lie on the floor of the shower and put my legs up against the wall...still tricky though

JazzAnnNonMouse · 07/05/2011 12:11

what about if you nic a bit?!?!

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Yukana · 07/05/2011 16:34

I know the feeling, 26 weeks here and haven't been able to see it for a while now. Grin

Can't seem to get a razor or scissors down there for shit, and it's too embarrassing to ask DP. Blush

buttonmoon78 · 07/05/2011 16:43

Superhero are you some kind of yoga supremo?!

Mine's invisible which is just as well. No hacking here - it can wait. I'm not going anywhere near mine as I've got a nasty varicose vein there and I've no intention of nicking it and bleeding to death for vanity! How undignified that would be!

SuperheroYuki · 07/05/2011 16:50

I do have to schedule a good hours worth... DH ain't too happy about the water bill..but if you go Very Very slowly with lots of contortioning and some unholy unholy positions it can be done. Suspect I'll be giving up on a month or so's time though, there's only so much squatting on the floor of shower like golam a persons dignity should take...

buttonmoon that has to be on the top most irritating/embarrassing ways to die!

buttonmoon78 · 07/05/2011 16:56

Exactly. And I'm damned if I'm going to A&E and explaining precisely how I managed to sever an artery in my groin! That's if I live...

I'd rather be in blissful ignorance Grin

And if I need a section, I'll worry about it then!

davidtennantsmistress · 07/05/2011 18:01

:o see with ds I didn't care - must have looked like a gorilla as hadn't even done me legs.

Eviepoo · 07/05/2011 18:37

ah - I have a solution, a set of clippers is a very useful thing, keeps it neat and short and I don't have to worry about nicks and cuts :)

JazzAnnNonMouse · 07/05/2011 20:37

unless you get something unknowingly caught in the clipper... OUCH!

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magicmelons · 07/05/2011 20:53

Be thankful, i went and had a playboy ( hideous name) wax, went to the gym saw mine in the mirror and discovered that underneath all that hair was a fat fanny. FFS i'm not that fat anywhere else why the fuck do i have a fat fanny Blush

davidtennantsmistress · 07/05/2011 21:19

LMFAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!

how about having a trim up and getting some of those bejazzle thingys they keep on about on that essex programme. :o

whomovedmychocolate · 07/05/2011 21:20

Be grateful: unusual things happen to your bits in late pregnancy. Hopefully within a few weeks you'll lose all sensation down there as well, which will be a big help when you go into labour Grin

WiiUnfit · 08/05/2011 11:49

I'm tempted to Veet (possibly with DP's help) but not sure about any risks involved, everything I've read seems to be a bit unclear. Any advice?

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