Oh aren't I stupid and a wanker but am sat here crying now 
Thank you you lovely lovely lot, this thread is absolutely brilliant.
I had NO idea that so many people would post.
I diddn't go to tesco on way home, came home, and then dd said 'can I come to the shop with you?'. Was desperate to test so told her my period was late. She looked chiffed to bits!
I did use the lenor piss but also pissed fresh (in a soap dish 
) and sat there, with lenor piss and soap piss on floor infront of me (whislt still sat on loo with knickers round ankles) with two tests stuck in each pot for 20 seconds. 
. Both neg.
BUT still got fizzy tits and still haven't come on. I ussually come on around the same time as dd, and she came off on Monday. So will try again next week.
lolol at call the baby Lenora or Darren
reality