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GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

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GetOrfMoiLand · 13/01/2011 13:08

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

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Doobydoo · 13/01/2011 17:39

This is more exciting then when I POAD and was positiveGrin Hmm...also due Sept!
Gedonwithit!

ShowOfHands · 13/01/2011 17:40

Tell what? This isn't that sort of thread. You don't reveal things like test results. Good lord no, we need to drag this out until Jezza 'Who's the Daddy' Kyle turns up with his stiff envelope.

And I'm providing a great distraction from Gerrof's epic fail at life. Can't poas properly? She's clearly going to the wrong sort of parties.

Doobydoo · 13/01/2011 17:41

...or rather POASHmm

ShowOfHands · 13/01/2011 17:42

You successfully poas Dooby? You're like the messiah.

Well done and congrats.

bronze · 13/01/2011 17:44

What did you piss on dooby?

Doobydoo · 13/01/2011 17:45

Grin...twas tricky mind.POAD made me sound like I had peed on a dog!..Obv brain not at it's best..am in shock.
2 hours and 45 minutes TO GO.

carminaburana · 13/01/2011 17:45

5.31? - oh Darren I'm afraid you've blown it with me - I can't abide men who are so precise - you'd make me nervous

Hully - he's all yours!

WanderingSheep · 13/01/2011 17:46

OMG! There are more POASers?!? This is more excitement than a thread should be able to create! MN will spontaneously combust at any moment!

WanderingSheep · 13/01/2011 17:47

Congratulations Doobydoo!

SarahStrattonsBaubles · 13/01/2011 17:47

Has she pissed yet? Hmm

RealityIsShaggingWithIntent · 13/01/2011 17:49

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BitOfFun · 13/01/2011 17:50

I'm too old. I'm so dried up that I can't even wee.

Hullygully · 13/01/2011 17:51

I've gorn off Dazzer, he just doesn't sparkle.

EdnaTheInebriateWoman · 13/01/2011 17:51

Bloody Hell Shock - everyone is pregnant except me!! Unless i am....

village

of

the

damned

...............they will all be blonde, smart and tidy and have glowing eyes.....

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Bucharest · 13/01/2011 17:53

Doesn't it come out at inappropriate moments when you're old though BoF???

I must say, what with Getorf releasing the bath water in the yoghurt aisle I didn't think she'd have trouble with the stick.

FreakoidOrganisoid · 13/01/2011 17:54

Good god MNHQ will be drowning in piss at this rate.

Can't believe Showy told us she POAS almost as an aside and won't tell us the results

SarahStrattonsBaubles · 13/01/2011 17:56

I have no need to POAS :(

You need to have sex to do that

I shall enjoy various POASers pregnancies vicariously, however. With the added benefit of no puking or stretch marks.

Bucharest · 13/01/2011 17:56

My HalfwomanHalfsofa Half sister's ex boyfriend was from Village of the Damned. Very strange shaped head and menacing eyes.

Loved that fillum.

EdnaTheInebriateWoman · 13/01/2011 17:58

Ah Bucharest - but if we all fell asleep over christmas a wee while ago - it could be all of us!!!

IAmReallyFabNow · 13/01/2011 18:00

How are MNHQ staff making their posts blue? I thought that was just for the OP. I think someone is abusing their position Shock.

TheLogLady · 13/01/2011 18:01

i have a spare stick i too could pee on but since i haven't shagged since november i'm fairly sure i know what the result would be.

Bucharest · 13/01/2011 18:02

I've only ever POAS once. I seem to remember most of it going over my hands.

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 13/01/2011 18:03

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