GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

SOH

Is it a pregnancy outbreak? Is there a vaccine yet? Should we call the DM? The Sun?

Dazz, Dazz, come out to play
Don't hide your little self away

SOH as well? Jeez. Closer will be doing a spread on you lot next.

People have sex at Christmas? Surely everyone is too knackered, ill and stressed?

Hully, fgs, he isn't fresh meat. Leave the poor boy alone.

shhhh, you need to lull him into a false sense of security.

What's your job title Dazster? Are you Keeper of Keys and Eccles Cakes?

a awful lot of christmas shagging been going on.

oh god next september is going to be bloody busy, i'll have to book some time off.

NYE was my birthday. I felt obliged.

Marking place - do we know roughly what time to expect the results?

Not fresh?

Have you had at him already?

PLus everyone has had the statistics about summer born being disadvantaged in early academics shoved down their throats, so many will plan for the autumn babies. Did you know there are whole years at ds' school were there is only one or two children born in the months April - August

I am a lissom 23, I'll have you know. I have very long, lustrous raven locks and a magnificent decolletage. I like to dress up.

I'm going home now.

I will be very disappointed in the morning if GOML is not an oven.

can someone text me when she's posted?

I really think she needs to get a move on a wee before 8.30 in the interest of my marriage. It is dh's birthday today and if I spend the evening on here he'll get all upset and lonely. Do you want my divorce on your hands GetOrf? Do you?

She has long, lustrous, raven locks in her decolletage

Sorry to disappoint but it's 5.31 so that's me done for the day. I'll be back tomorrow for another day of Tea Making, Biscuit Buying and Biro Checking.

Showy stop baiting people woman and speak clearly.

I'm 30 and there are bits of me that in a good light aren't wrinkled I'll have you know. Sometimes I brush my hair and occasionally my socks match. Dazster would be lucky.

Reality are you pg? You've done this before, what is your uterus spidey sense telling you?

and we still know nothing about little Dazza.

marital status

vital statisics

educational achievements

annual salary

future prospects.

And Daz - it doesn't even matter if you don't like or want children. I don't either.

SHOWY
Stop teasing and tell