GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

The suspense is killing ME. Lord knows what it is like for you and your dp.

ha ha ha ha ha!

I would l.o.v.e GOMY to announce at 8.30 that she's really a 57 yr old hairy trucker called Dave

Does Darren know what dragon butter is yet??

Or Darren, carminaburana

WE WANT DARREN! WE WANT DARREN!

Are you single? Do you have nights where you feel achingly lonely with a bittersweet sense of the ultimate wearying ennui of life's vicissitudes?

Anyone else's DCs been completely ignored entertaining themselves beautifully today?

You went offline!

Did Darren trip over the wire?

Can anyone give me a précis.

Who if anyone has POAS, and if pissing has occured are there any conclusive results?

Thank you

No action yet.

It is all about Darren now. He is new, and tender-fleshed.

No-one has POAS. Getorf tried but has lousy aim. Hence the wait for the next try.

POAS has now taken second fiddle to a new sport called "Darren baiting".

never mind POAS how come GetOrf has managed to get the colours changed. her posts are a much nicer shade of sludge than mine. And how come MNHQ's threads are a nice blue?

Oh yes and

GET ON WITH IT.

can we start chanting

PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE

I was joking earlier when I said this thread would be full. It very pissibly possibly could be by the time she gets round to it!!

bloody hell 286 posts before we even KNOW.

!!!

Is it me or is it starting to feel like the Waltons?

We ar enot baiting Darren. We are showering him with welcoming love. Where is he hiding his little shy self?

well there will just have to have a post poas thread. All the best celebrities have a post event event.

BTW my Waltons comment was in reference to the appearance of all at MNHQ but other posts happened while I was typing

I saw Darren first > & I'm still very much of child bearing age

Come on, Dazzer, come to the mummies.