GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

Oh - definately a girl ? I'd say 7lbs 6ozs

Flaming hell, I put a watch on the last thread now I am going to have to do the same with this one

Blimey - just read the thread - was assuming baby would have been born by now.

Ok.

Positive

or Negative?

I'll say....

positive

i'm amazed i've done any work today!

(and i have - loads of it - no customers again - and i spent yesterday skiving on here, so two days in a row is a bit excessive)

Sticky the thread, MNHQ - g'wan, you know you want to.

Just how pissed off embarrassed would GetOrf be to find this thread stickied at the top when she comes back this evening??

I'm logging in from Maternity Leave
Just POAS FGS.

I must admit I reckon negative - but possibly only because it's too early, maybe in a fortnight it'll be positive.

Agree with the request for sticky!

I've smoked 10 cigarettes since the start of this thread and I don't even smoke. I've also conceived, given birth to and raised a baby myself. She's just off to preschool.

Hurry up!

coooome on. why is it not eight already??!

I'm guessing negative BUT she will now be TTCing.

We can't have an entire fortnight of this!

The country will come to a stop and GOML will be held accountable by the Daily Mail.

Good to see that I am yesterday's news already

So last week, darling, so last week.

You know you are royalty when MNHQ tell you just to get on and POAS

Poor Getorf, all this pressure. Hasn't she got enough to worry about with dd's gcse exam today?

What, right at this minute, Trillian?

Dont be lulled into a false sense of security Darren - we have spreadsheets. You are duely marked as the one who hasnt got a clue (what's poas indeed )

gah! COME ON WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA @ darren wanting to know what POAS is

Hi Darren Hope you're up to speed now

Are you young and sweet, Darren? Do you have doe-like brown eyes, soft, downy skin and a shy smile?