I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

I've POAS in the work loos with all of my pregnancies, real and phantom.

Once again, just saying like

[WingsTHEangel]

[Alouiseg]

Just found this thread I really, really want getorf to be pregnant!

We can all help, it can be a Mumsnet baby. Us withered yet broody old crones can head off to the Cotswolds for the odd day with Getorfs new baby.

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

Oh I do a lot of drunken POAS-ing (courtesy of my Amazon bulk bought HPTs - £5 for about a thousand).

Am not TTC.

Just obsessed paranoid.

[nickelbabysnatcher]

just thought i'd confirm that Reality has found the viroids thread!

(in case you were worrying)

[Bumperlicious]

'We can all help, it can be a Mumsnet baby. Us withered yet broody old crones can head off to the Cotswolds for the odd day with Getorfs new baby.'

Erm, you are welcome to take my Cotswold baby out for the day! She's very loud cute and rarely sleeps snuggly!

[MayorNaze]

Pee On A Stick! Pee On A Stick! Pee On A Stick!!! (the pg test type of stick, obv, not a random bird nest)

ah go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on

[MayorNaze]

i'm near the cotswolds and my sis lives in your town GetOrf - moral support is all around!!!

[charlieandlola]

If you're not going to test, don't post!
I have to get back to my stuffed mushroom recipe search now, as there is no news.

[Galena]

I'm nearby too

(and what is the viroids thread???)

[CherryMonster]

also nearby here, and also terrified to test as i am already a single parent of 4.

[ReshapeWhileDamp]

test! test! test! test!

Mid-december? And it's the 11th today? Boobs are the FIRST sign. /sucks teeth.

[droves]

getorfmoiland -georfyurbut and pee on a stick !

hope you get the result you want !

[Alouiseg]

Bumperlicious* if you're ever in Essex I'll gladly look after your noisy baby :o

[AbsofCroissant]

Imagine the live birth thread!

Could we have a video link up or something?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

at getorfyourbut.

No I didn't buy a test - I will get one after work and do it then. just you lot WAIT you're like bloody kids.

[MayorNaze]

no no no NOW

i will knit you booties :)

[MayorNaze]

actually, i probably won't

me ol' mucker Gibbon got up the duff and i never see her, ever :( though she is on here somewhere...:( i promised her booties and all...

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

HOW can you wait? How? Are you quite mad?

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

Oh yes Pixie - I remember your thread a short while ago. I was having one of my numerous phantom pregnancies (think I name changed). I can feel another one coming one

[ChippingIn]

Nickle - didn't you read the thread? The is a queue woman - stop trying to jump it!!

GOML - I don't care that you don't normally post in the evenings - make an exception - we are hanging on your every test post.

[ChippingIn]

I have been itching to do some knitting - haven't done any since I was a teenager - so put your order in GOML - I promise to use lovely soft, machine washable wool :)

[BaronessOrczy]

G'orn g'orn gorn!

Test!