August 2008: Crap, how did THAT happen?

[CrispyTheCrisp]

It wasn't crap advice dizzy! You and everyone else are completely right, and actually saying just what I needed to hear. It's hard when you're in the thick of it to remember that this really is probably just a phase - when they're blaring away in your face or kicking you in the tits during nappy changes or whatever, it's hard to gain perspective so having other mothers reassure me that this is just normal toddler stuff is really helpful

I may have only had one glass of wine, but I do love you all

oy who nicked my wine

lol at being kicked in the tits glad its not just O who does that.

O does have truly childlike innocence in his nonchalont fondling of my boobs...he will ram his hand down my top no matter where we are and try to tweak my nipple(s). Funny that, childlike innocence in a child of 21 months

crap news here I'm afraid...our lovely next door neighbour is very poorly with a brain tumour . ONly diagnosed about 5 weeks ago and now only has a few days left. He's only around his late 60s.

CC - DD has started doing that too. Yesterday we were talking about the baby having booby for milk not food and she asked 'please i have a booby feed mummy?' So I offered and she looked horrified, she loves standing infront of me when I am on the loo stroking my boobs

I have a boob fondler here too. Book kicking and pinching occur often in the swimming pool

cece i think you will find from Cyteen's post above that she was the one who nicked your glass of wine .

How many times can one woman use the word 'only' in 2 sentences!!

Anyone else out there...?

Cece - that is horrid news

aha crispy, I think you actually admitted stealing my wine a few posts back..... There's plenty more, help yourself!

cyteen we love you too

oh Cece how awful for him, what a thing to happen much love darling

I've never been more fondled in my life before DD3 arrived - am sure she had a shot at Crispy's as well

Oh, x post cece what terrible news, and so quick. It is truly unfair . I am sure they know you will be praying for them and the comfort that will give

My boobs were made for fondling.....

ok ladies, I officially invite you to my conservatory warming party. We've yet to have it built but they are starting in about 3 weeks. All welcome, bring your tents if you wish. I have to warn you though, you may get fondled by ds2 (and possibly ds1 as well!)

and great boobs they are too

Cece - shall think about a wee trip down thank you for lovely invite

How about the summer holdiays?

I'll come if there is sunshine there to warm it [bloody well fed up of cold weather emoticon]

How about I pack dh off to his friends and w organise a girly (and kiddie) overnighter/weekender/moveinforlifeifyoulike?

well we had pissing rain, glorious sunshine, gale force winds, pissing rain and glorious sunshine again all in one day and apparently Dad had snow although it didn't lie - am not convinced it wasn't blossom falling from the tree

Cece - ours are different to yours - only in Scotland would we expect the kids to return to school just as the good weather starts

We had hail on Tues Dizz

Sounds fab cece, although Crispy is a tad shy

I also forgot to mention that we are off to York tomorrow sans children . It's one of dh's old uni friends 40th so we're out for a meal and some vino. But first, we drop the kids off at 10.30 am, then tool up and go shopping at the huge retail outlet place near York. Then on to the hotel so dh can watch the FA cup final whilst I have a well earned nap. Then out for the evening for good food, good wine followed by a good shag sleep

I know you are crispy but we'll soon have you out of your tree shell

that was meant to be, I know you are shy, not that i kNow you are jealous!!

Although i shouldn;t complain, we are off to London tomorrow on the train. We are planning on going on the London eye, DD1 wants to go to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen [i can see a disappointed 3yr old coming up] and then off to the Ritz for tea