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August 08 - We three kings of orient are, one in a taxi one in a car..

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steaknife · 12/12/2009 23:22

...one on a scooter beeping his hooter, smoking a fat cigar

Apologies to the goodly and the good amongst us.

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QueenofDreams · 18/12/2009 12:06

oooh exciting news here. Just had a call from recruitment blokey and I've been called to interview for that job Lentil helped me write a covering letter for!
mucho excitement Interview is next month, so plenty of time to prepare.

HotterTheRedNosedReindeer · 18/12/2009 12:08

10 minutes late but I'm outta here

See you all later

SazzlesOnASled · 18/12/2009 13:31

Countdown to PIL - 30 mins

(coz it looks cute)

QueenofDreams · 18/12/2009 13:34

to sazz but sadly I have no gin to pass you
good luck!

VintageGardenia · 18/12/2009 14:38

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cyteen · 18/12/2009 14:58

I thought that said vodka, IL blood and cranbo juice

SteakysSanta09 · 18/12/2009 15:14

Very busy now at the north pole now what with presents for children, a baby for lwfh and job interviews to deliver.

Rudolph is very much enjoying the tribute had:

Do any of you chaps know if Steaky got her Secret Santa present? If not, this is the last year I subcontract any work to the Royal Mail.

Off to buff my sleigh.

Ho, ho, ho.

SteakysSanta09 · 18/12/2009 15:14

hat ...

oopsandbabyJesusinacoconut · 18/12/2009 15:27

I am sitting here waiting for my little siste to arrive, it is her first drive alone on the motorway and her longest solo drive too she left at 1.30ish and it is almost 3.30 and I know she may take a little longer than normal to get here but I am being an old woman and freaking out that she isn't here yet!

santa303 · 18/12/2009 17:03

hello all, bit tipsy following work xmas lunch (undercooked pheasant..boke but washed down with 3 large glasses of white, yum)

cyteen poor you, nowt worse than being ready to party and there's a spanner in the works, hope your poor dp is ok now.

oops hope your sis has arrived now

qod yay, well done the qod/lentil team

dp picking me up from work any moment now, for the 6 hour slog up to Yorkshire to visit his rellies. I like his dsis so seeing her will be nice, not got such a fab relationship with his children due to the psycho ex but hopefully it will pass uneventfully.

cyteen · 18/12/2009 18:32

Blurgh santa good luck with that - a 6 hr motorway is just what you dont need after a boozy office lunch.

oops hope your sister is here by now!

DP is alright but DS threw up his lunch at nursery today and has also had two utterly vile diarrhoetic nappies so we'll see what tomorrow brings. If he has a bad night or the weather continues icy, party is off. If not...undecided. Am old

LentilsRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 18/12/2009 18:37

I am old, I am old. I wear the bottom of my trousers rolled.

And I went to a Christmas wreath making parents' evening last night and loved it.

See, Cyteen, you are not yet beyond redemption.

LentilsRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 18/12/2009 19:15

And I quote T. S. Eliot from memory for pleasure.

Shoot me now.

oopsandbabyJesusinacoconut · 18/12/2009 19:27

She finally arrived she took so long because she stopped for coofe and a sarnie on the way, how dare she did she not know I was sitting waiting?

Anyhoo - she had DD whilst I went food shopping and I came back to chaos as they made a big nest on the floor and were watching cbeebies panto, more for my sis I think!

I too am old - I want a dressing goen for Christmas and can't remember when last I went out to a party and when I was at said party I cremember thinking at 11pm 'I could have had 2 hours sleep by now'

oopsandbabyJesusinacoconut · 18/12/2009 19:28

coofe?? I think she really had a coffee

secretSantaforPertelote · 18/12/2009 20:17

Dear Pertelote

I'm pleased you appreciate your early present delivery. I don't normally throw things down the chimney until Christmas Eve but given that you were being so impatient, I thought I'd better sort yours out early

I'm also very pleased to see that you've placed the presents safely under the tree, still wrapped which isn't something all the young ladies on this thread can say! Its ok, their names have been noted for next year! Did you find the little stocking for your DD? My lovely wife knitted it especially for her so I hope you've found a place on the tree for it!

with lots of love and Merry Christmas wishes

from

santa
x

ps Please don't tell the other girls and boys you've had your presents already though, I really can't be doing any more early deliveries!

cyteen · 18/12/2009 20:49

Hello-oo-oo-oo-ooooo...

Where is everyone?

oopsandbabyJesusinacoconut · 18/12/2009 20:57

I'm here. Listening to DH and Dsis debating the rights and wrongs of the state of the NHS.

cyteen · 18/12/2009 21:03

Blimey, they know how to party on a Friday night eh?

oopsandbabyJesusinacoconut · 18/12/2009 21:07

I know I am hiding from the serious scary discussion incase they try and involve me!

LentilsRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 18/12/2009 21:13

Here, miss.

I'm sitting in front of a warm fire and I've finished reading the dissertation I got to proof-read on a 24/7 basis to help out a fellow mnetter.

It was on a poet I love, and 'twas great to have the oul brain ticking. I got paid too, enough to cover my sisters' Christmas presents so it was a lucky break really.

The short notice meant working till 3am last night and the night before though and dd1 discovered that cbeebies exists outside the 2:15-3pm slot. She was delighted.

DD2 puttered around my feet and peered at the computer, so may now know more about homo-erotic desire in the 19thC than she strictly needs to.

DS was a brilliant shepherd in his school play and sang his songs with his hands stuck deep into his pockets. It must have given him a great boost of 'belonging-ness' because his Cork accent moved up another gear instantly.

After a week of being at crossed purposes last week, it has been a pure good to have things settling down again and to have proper fun.

One of the village families hosts a party in their garden after the school show to raise money for a local hospice appeal. There are hundreds of lights, statues and other figaries as well as a trip to Santy for the small lads. It was so nice to go for a third time and feel at home and like we knew lots of people.

DD2 is just being the most outrageous cutie at the moment. She has finally discovered the word 'no' which she delivers with what the great mn world would recognise as a cat's bum face.

Herself and dd1 were running around holding hands this evening with their handbags on which went well until dd1 speeded up unexpectedly.

I went under huge sufferance to the school's Christmas wreath evening last night. There were only a few of us there but it was brilliant. Really weirdly enjoyable and lots of gossip too.

The massive burden of childcare with little help from dh is set to lift too after we had a conflab and he resigned from his second job in the UK. Not sure when it will take effect but just knowing we will have him around more is wonderful.

So to fill the funding gap, if you know anyone who needs triage for third-level essays, pass them my way.

QOD- way to go on the interview. Fantastic. Go in their with huge enthusiasm and fillet that website further: an interview is like a date with a self-obsessed bloke.

Poppy - rofl, picked myself up and rofl again about the nuns.

DingDongMiamlaOnHigh · 18/12/2009 22:01

here miss

DingDongMiamlaOnHigh · 18/12/2009 22:02

and i've finally got my christmas outfit on!

pertelote · 18/12/2009 22:35

Looking very festive Miamla!

Thank you Santa and I'm sorry I was impatient. Marianne's stocking has pride of place - clever you to send Mrs Claus' handiwork somewhere where her exquisite needlework would be appreciated!

Well done QoD (and Lentil) on the interview! Excellent news.

Good news on the childcare sharing too Lentil.

We went to the theatre today! To Egg and Spoon, a show for under-3s at the Unicorn Theatre. It was very short and very sweet

QueenofDreams · 18/12/2009 22:37

Fucking disaster evening here. bored all evening. DP just got back, talking about his day out with work. Asked how my day was, I shrugged and said 'meh a bit boring' and he has blown up shouting and swearing about me being in a mood making him feel bad for going out. What am I supposed to say? I had marvellous fun sitting by myself? Fucking pissed off, because he is determined to make out that I'm deliberately exaggerating everything to make him feel bad.