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April 2009 - Episode 10 - Christmas time!! we can all drink wine, while children gurgle nursery rhymes, with logs in their nappies, and pee by the tree fun will be had by baby and me!!

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SantasNutts · 03/12/2009 11:02

here we go then Merry Christmas One and all!! xxxxx

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bebemoohatessnot · 06/01/2010 14:42

here in hotel with little to do but listen to my crying baby who will not sleep...can one of you try and tell her she needs a nap? she's not listening to her mommy....
not talked to dh yet abt babies
last night was not what i expected...he went out for a bike ride and I tried to get meg to sleep. he came back woke her up and i spent another 2 hours trying to get her back to sleep...sigh. now he wants me to go back out in the snow and find him some boots so he can walk to work tomorrow........

bronze · 06/01/2010 14:56

does he really want another baby yet?

Guimauve · 06/01/2010 15:00

Seriously? He invites you down for a mini-break and then goes off on his bike? Break his forks! And as for the boots, I'm sure there must be somewhere in Croydon that is open for shopping after he's finished work??

As Bron Says, this is not the way to go about convincing you to have another baby....grrrr

Guimauve · 06/01/2010 15:01

Bronze - is it because you've changed back from Xmas name? Do you need to reactivate or something?

Guimauve · 06/01/2010 15:04

Having said that, I can see your profile. And I love your dress btw!!

bronze · 06/01/2010 15:10

oooh its working now
that was very odd I hade moved it across from my christmas name a bit before and posted a few times since. My mn has been a bit slow on the uptake recently though

bebemoohatessnot · 06/01/2010 15:19

I don't think he understands sometimes...

And what's even more annoying is after I dropped him off at work this morning (well the drive to his work as I did not want to go up it for fear of getting stuck) I went to the store and I called him and asked if he wanted me to get some boots and warm socks and another pair of trousers for him so he could walk in... He said no no it wasn't necessary. He'd be fine. I said are you sure because I won't want to go out again because it's supposed to freeze over this afternoon and I really don't want to get stuck with Moo in the car...I swear he's got a split personality or something. One who's thoughtful and listens to me and one who does listen for a bean...

dawntigga · 06/01/2010 15:23

Now I get why you stalk BA - it's because she's as mad as peas! Also, a complete snob.

WillNowQuiteHappilyJoinInTiggaxx

PuzzleRocks · 06/01/2010 15:27

Goodness me, I haven't been on this year.

I hope everyone is over the post Christmas slump?

I was rather hoping the snow would prevent DH from going to work but it's not really settling. Fingers crossed for heavy fall tonight.

I am knee deep in audit preparations for a client of mine. They have aparently been issued a qualified opinion report the past few years so I am eager to get them through with flying colours.

Fei - Thank you for the lovely mental image of blanke schwimmer penisse.
I see Gui mentioned she was very jealous.
Like ogling mens genitals eh Gui? No surprise there.

WFH - Wishing your Mum a speedy MRI and an end to the worry for all of you.

Wriggly - Eh? Someone sent you this?

Kali - Poor you. No booze.
Having said that, I seem incapable of getting drunk anymore. Or infact, having more than two small drinks without falling asleep. We have so much Christmas alcohol left, I just can't seem to neck the damn stuff like I used to. Probably a good thing for my children.
Re night feeding, I am still feeding Holly at least once. For me, that is simply the path of least resistance. But do what works for you and when it no longer does then it's your prerogative to change. Sorry, that's just unhelpful waffle isn't it? I hope you get some rest soon.

Boff - OMFG, you are still struggling with the SPD? Were you fighting fit, I would be in awe of your juggling skills. But with the SPD too! You really are our Boudicca.
Hooray for weight loss, and for Felix accepting a bottle.

Bicnod - Your NYE post made me giggle. DH and I struggle to finish a bottle of champagne between us. There used to be a time when we called that breakfast.

HH - Mama? That's so cool. Clever LO. Holly can say Bulla and Badoosh. It's anyones guess what they mean.

Tigga - I'm sorry, but i'm sticking with my diesel powered rabbit.

Bebe - Sweetheart, it's none of my business but I really would give your body a break before getting pregnant again. I got pregnant when Ellen was 15 months and while I am very happy with the age gap I do feel as though I am physically spent. Christmas break came at the right time because I think I had pretty much hit a wall. If you are in any doubt at all, please don't be persuaded by anyone else, it's your body. You have to be kind to yourself first and foremost.
Good luck with whatever you decide.
I appreciate what you are saying about feeling less maternal though. I was certain I wanted three and it was odd to discover that I am very happy to consider my family complete. I keep thinking "surely I want more?", but honestly I think I was swayed by the fact I am one of five and assumed I would want a large family too. I love the idea but the reality is something else.
FWIW I do still consider myself very maternal.

Gosh, as if to prove a point, my two have just been scrapping over who gets a cuddle. That is a distinct disadvantage of small age gaps.

WFH - You don't paint Orbit green every morning? That's asking for it really.
Seriously though, how do you deal with the know it alls? I would love someone to mention SWMNBN to me just so I could go off on one but nobody ever has.

Ginger - Gabrielle Palmer is a hero of mine but breastfeeding Ellen didn't stop me getting pregnant. But then i'm from Irish stock and we only have to hang our washing next to a man's.
Your dream was spooky, I was wondering about that very thing only the other day. How peculiar.
Good luck with your clothes shopping.

Bronze - We have been discussing a vasectomy. Do you mind me asking if there have been any issues for your DH?

Ok, I haven't finished catching up but posting now so I don't lose ths. Holly is hammering the keyboard with a toy kettle.

Feierabend · 06/01/2010 15:35

Puzzle - have you tried Gina Ford?

bebemoohatessnot · 06/01/2010 15:42

who is this 'gina ford' i keep hearing about ??

We have friends who swear by her... I'd swear by her too -but not in the same way

AuldAlliance · 06/01/2010 15:43

Tigga, that is it in a nutshell. Oddly fascinating. It is the sweeping and succinct nature of her posts that does it for me.
(btw, I forgot to say that my DH has a Ducati. )

I now have electricity all over the house. So we can sleep here tonight, with an electric radiator in our room for A and a hot water bottle in DS1's bed. Still waiting for oil delivery...

PuzzleRocks · 06/01/2010 15:48

Well it's really coming down now, where is my husband?
I want him home, his car is shit in bad weather. One year old company BMW and it's not a patch on my beaten up P reg Saab.

bronze · 06/01/2010 16:05

Puzz- no its been absolutely fine for him. He recovered quickly (too quickly if you get my drift) and got his all clear after his two required tests

Its me whos the emotional mess though I'm trying not to let on to him. Afterall the poor man has four children its not like hes been mean about it

AA- yay for heat

dawntigga · 06/01/2010 16:09

bebe shhhush! You musn't mention her name on here. Her Website:

Rubbish IMNSHO but if it works for you great!

And why you shouldn't talk about her

Auld what kind of Ducati, 916sps mayhaps? Drools quietly.

Can'tStandHerMyselfTiggaxx

kingbeat23 · 06/01/2010 16:53

Wow Tigga, nice one...i didn't realise that was the reason, i had ideas about why we shouldnt name names, but not that!! ;)

Hey guys - Iris had her first settling session yesterday morning...and loved it!! I knew she would. I think she then started playing up after though, as when i went to change her she ran off the change mat (when i say ran, i mean sprint crawl) did a circuit of the living room, pulled herself up on the coffee table and pee'd on the floor whilst looking at me with a big grin on her face...

So, am back to work next week, part time. Really not looking forward to it. Loving my duvet a bit too much, plus with feeling under the weather and having antibiotics and ear drops for the infection just cannae be arsed but hey ho. Thanks SIL...just what i needed (btw, its DPs sister, not my DBs wife/gf so havent really mentioned it to him, theyre not really close and she lives far away....have told him that next time they visit, they have to be d/v clean and no sickness otherwise no visit - i dont think he really minds tbh!!)

Bebe - tell him to bugger off (i was going to write a deeper monologue, but deleted it and it came out like that!!)

WFH - How was the MRI and FW??

AA - Am hopefully going to the Jerez moto gp in may with my dad!!

Have posted pics of Iris shoutinng at the snow on my FB page...v cute....

Bicnod · 06/01/2010 17:47

Just dashing in but clicked on your GF linky Tigs - blimey the woman is UGGGGGGG-LY.

sorry - that's rude and shallow isn't it?

oh well.

will try to post more later - O is currently headbutting his playmat. Strange child.

kingbeat23 · 06/01/2010 18:15

don't we need to start a new thread soon??
what's it going to be calleD?

PuzzleRocks · 06/01/2010 18:59

I feel strange. Probably shouldn't have polished off the last of the Christmas fudge. I say last, it was almost half a biscuit tin.

Fei - $@%£ %£$&^ &%&(*)
So there!

WFH - Mogwai? How adorable. Presumably you are not breastfeeding him after midnight.

King - SIL sounds like a piece of work. Did you say anything to her?

Tigs - "ThisShallBeTheYearOfThePlainSpokenTiggaxx" What were you before?

Auld - I hope you feel better today and as I scroll through I discover you are basking in the warmth from your working boiler.
How is A? Was it as suspected?

Zulu - Orbit is a mogwai baby!! A gremlin baby would be bloody awful.
And yes, Holly does seems to nap more, now that she is mobile.

Bronze - Headaches sounds rotten. Can you take anything?

Bebe - I want blue nails. I used to have a gorgeous dark metallic blue. I love hard candy.

Ginger - I would love a meet up but i'm not sure if Ellen will be well enough. I have a friend whose two always seem to be unwell. She invited me over on Monday and DH was very unhappy about it because both colds that landed Ellen in hospital were picked up from them. Well I went, both boys were very snotty, and lo and behold Ellen has woken up with a streaming cold. I feel terribly guilty.
Sorry, that turned into a grumble.

King - Nice BA spot. Although is she is in fact a construct I reckon she jumped the shark with that one.

Guimauve · 06/01/2010 19:09

We do indeed need a new thread. Be on the lookout for some suitable quote. I do believe there was something about Teutonic penises some way up thread!

Ah, Hard Candy. When I was at college (i.e. sixth form, not uni), I painted my nails a different colour every day. A friend of mine was visiting a friend at Bradford Uni, and I sent her on a mission to go to Harvey Nicks in Leeds to get me some Hard Candy as it was the only place stocking at at the time IIRC. I have a fabulous collection of nail varnish, but no longer have the time or the lovely nails to do it
at BA jumping the shark. That conjures up pictures!

GF looks nothing like I imagined. I had pictured more of a skinny, sour, Gillian McKeith type woman.

More snow here now. If DH is unable to get to work tomorrow, he is supposed to clock on at the station here in town instead! That would be a nice quiet day for him! The trouble is, the snow will be much worse in the area where he works, so if he makes it to work, which he usually does as the journey is predominantly motorway, loads of other people who live closer will not have made it, and he gets lumbered with al the work. Fortunately criminals go out less in inclement weather. However, he works in child protection, so I imagine there is more of that particular type of crime when families are stuck indoors

Auld - so glad you have heating now! What a relief

Feierabend · 06/01/2010 19:11

Jumped the shark? Never heard that expression before

No idea about thread titles, were there any good quotes recently?

Feierabend · 06/01/2010 19:13

x posts Gui. There we go then.... how about 'There is something about Teutonic penises' as the new title?

PuzzleRocks · 06/01/2010 19:17

Tigs - I just clicked on that link.
"I'm delighted to welcome you to my official website and thank you for visiting. In essence it has a single objective: to help you raise Contented Little Babies!"
Really Gina? Really? It's not to sell books?

Have we heard from WFH?

King - The pics of Iris are very cute.
And how great that she settled in well, it must be such a relief for you.

Gui - She is clearly not a Gillian McKeith type. . She looks like she enjoys a biscuit factory or two. And that crow McKeith looks like she would scrub her own colon out with a wire brush and dettol if she were forced to eat anything with a bit of sugar.
There you go Bicnod, I think I sufficiently outshallowed you.

Fei - Jumping the shark

PuzzleRocks · 06/01/2010 19:18

Is there something about teutonic penises?

Feierabend · 06/01/2010 19:29

I don't know, I only have one non-teutonic one to compare them with...

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