April 2009 - Episode 10 - Christmas time!! we can all drink wine, while children gurgle nursery rhymes, with logs in their nappies, and pee by the tree fun will be had by baby and me!!

[SantasNutts]

here we go then Merry Christmas One and all!! xxxxx

You creamy fudge-pot, you!

Am about to hoover the baby again, BLW is great but has it's downfalls....ah well, it's entertainment whilst i tidy i suppose and at least she's not frightened of the hoover anymore.

zulu - hope your dad is ok, and more than likely v embaresed about it.

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeee creamy fudge....are you going to make fudge squares or fingers???

LOL is a finger of fudge ever "just enough"??

I used half tinned -brought from home- and half fresh... should have thought of the water content of the fresh. Good point. The tinned is of course condensed a bit I think.

Try reading rude bits that you've written yourself to an audience with your parents and friends in it I did enjoy it though when I had my moment of fame

Thermos of hot toddy then?

Thought I had booked an eyebrow shape for 11.15 so went and sat in the waiting room for a while until it occurred to me that I might have got the timings wrong - indeed it's not until 4.15. Duh.

Wriggly a driving holiday in Germany sounds great. We once stayed in a castle on the Rhine - here, it was amazing.

Good luck to those of you baking and cooking today. I will have a lazy day

Well, just enough to give yourself a treat. Perhaps while watching Cash in the Attic.
[Gavin and Stacey emoticon]

HOLD THE PHONE!!!!

Have you written a rude book, Feier???

Did you use the phrase 'throbbing member'?

Short stories. No throbbing members though but people getting shagged up a wall, if that's any good?

And there was one guy who always walked around his house naked, masturbating while a group of children watched him through his letter box. And he knew they were watching. This is based on a true childhood memory

Well, I demand that they be reproduced here, in full!!!

I guess I had to get it out of my system...

Ah, now that one is actually a criminal offence!

All sorts of x-posts!

I don't think I can translate them not the language/style anyway and that's what they are about really. Or maybe I'll try, one day.

lol

pies are done. Anyone for fresh pumpkin pie?

1 - Ive just posted in AIBU!!! think i need to get out of the house

2 - Fei, little minx!!

Best write us some new material, then

Pie please!

DH just asked if it was ok if I did not get a gift to open at Christmas this year...as he has not bought one for me yet and we're not sure when exactly the money is coming in...
SIGH

What bothers me about that is not that he's not got me anything. Or that we don't have money for him to do so now. But because surely he could come up with some sort of gift? Some token?
Why am I crying again?
Bugger

Don't cry my love. It is so frustrating when they just don't think. Of course he could come up with a token gift or gesture - it probably would just never occur to him. That's just the way some men are wired.

Perhaps he will surprise you yet - maybe he's just saying there'll be no gift, but has a secret plan for the day.

Isn't that the way most men are wired? Bebe let it out, crying helps. xxx

Oh, and then take any presents you've bought for him back to the shop and exchange them for something nice for yourself.

I didn't want to tar them all with the same brush...

It is true that he's usually not so dense when it comes to my emotional state and feelings...