Nah, was watching, er, Merlin! It'll be on YouTube. I could write Merlin you know. Uther falls for magic spell, shouts at everybody and doesn't see what's in front of him, Merlin uses magic to save the day, Uther moans about magic, the end. What am I talking about? Merlin wouldn't sound like that if I wrote it... it'd be much better.
A secret? You know all of my secrets and I'm not admitting them on here.
Actually, no, I could admit to one thing. Once upon a time in a kingdom far away, I went to a college leaver's ball with DH, then bf. He bought me a single red rose. We went to the ball, we danced (he told me years later that he wanted to propose that night but thought I'd be scared off- we'd only been together 2 years and we were VERY young), it was magical. We went home, to my parents' who were away at the time. We had a brilliant evening. We had to throw the rose away...
And I'm not drinking!