Hello, hello. Sorry not to update you all sooner. My MN has gone doolally. I can only see some topics some of the time. It's very odd. This thread looks most bizarre but that might just be this thread's usual state. Apparently BigTech has his hammer out. I can't see most of the posts apart from the first and the last which are both LG&T. It is of course possible that she's gone power mad and had the rest of you deleted. LG&T, have you gone dark side?
I am so happy. Am having an absolutely terrible period after worrying that it hadn't come. I got out of the bath earlier and well, it's not really polite to go into it but the rug's ruined. No idea what's happened this month but I am Not Pregnant and that's the reason to celebrate. Breadsticks all round eh LG&T?
Have looked at tills online and shown dd. She clapped her hands a lot and said yes please, I'll write to Father Christmas. Any cheap ones anywhere? Anybody seen any? Wonder if I can make one of those out of cardboard too.
Right, so can't see the rest of the thread so will make up some responses according to what you might have said.
AM, have you tried putting cream on it or wiping it with a damp dishcloth?
Tils, I read somewhere that it's only the green ones that are poisonous.
Gin, it's only porn if the nuns have pierced fanjos.
PJ, no I don't think a catsuit is best for Christmas day but maybe NYE once Lucas is here.
Jaffa, did you see the president at linedancing really? What a cad to whisper that in your ear. Though do it and he might waive your driving fine.
TMAM, no you're getting it back to front. It's 4 thrashes for the ayah and 3 mojitos to celebrate.
Scoot, have you thought of replacing all of your hot drinks with warm lemon and wearing a duvet coat?
Charley is the strange Big Issue seller still present in Sheffield? No personality. Sort or sings but not really.
The last one was serious.
Ooh I like this way of replying must do it more often.
It is inappropriate to have a crush on big-eared sorcerors btw.