June 07: We are going to finish this thread skinnier than we started it

[Bumperslucious]

Seeing as none of you lazy beyaches are going to start a new one...

Snap! Boys are mental and such hard work! At least the teenage years might be easier than if we had two girls [hopeful emoticon].

Hope dh hasn't got manflu jammy, mine has .

Oooh are you all on facebook? I think I lost everyone when I changed names. Holly are you still the same surname?

Daisy - really sorry about your kidney infection, sounds nasty and like you're weeing pond water.

I am SO hormonal. Been to Tesco and some horrid woman pushed in front of me. I made a fuss, she refused to let me in so I wheeled round her and unpacked in front of her! In the end someone called the security guard as she was making such a fuss, God, it was embarrassing. And it's my nearest effing Tesco! I told her to get some anger management and she was the rudest woman I had ever met. I had BALLS people!

Holly and Fairy - I honestly think it's true about boys. Ds just has mahoosive tantrums the whole time over nothing. He's started to drop his toys deliberately and if we don't pick them up, that very moment, having an enormous paddy. How rude is that? And he's started biting and pinching.

lol doggus; that'll teach her for messing with a pregnant woman...you go girl

If you find the June 07 mummies group on FB with a picture of fruit shoots, we're all on there ; not that we ever use the group thing these days.

pondwater it was!

go doggus, go doggus, go doggus

I think you are right about boys btw

My DS1 was a sweet and angelic toddler but is now an aggressive and tortured monster. DD, on the other hand, is queen of the tantrum and throws herself on the floor with dramatic aplomb at the merest hint of not getting her own way.....something DS1 never did. Not sure which is worse really!

Hey Doggus - would you like to take on the Bank of Scotland for me? I could do with some balls - not good on confrontation, me. [big woos emoticon]

Tallulah - I think my balls have retreated again unfortunately, normally I am a confrontation-free zone (dh roars with laughter in background).

Yeah, I don't have any probs telling DH exactly what I think.

just wanted to say.... I fucking hate my boss.

Over and out.

...and those women of a certain age who are so close behind you in the queuer that you can't get near the pin pad to pay , or who ram into the back of you with their trolley or basket when you are queueing....I just want to ram it right back at them!

oh dear fury....doesn't sound good!

DH is back at work today and I still feel like shite. He asked me if I could "just do this and this today".....I smiled and said I'd try. I think all this being the breadwinner is starting to go to his head . I keep having to remind him that I am, in actual fact, still contributing to the household (although not much granted)with my maternity leave.....plonker.

Fury, shall I send the boys round? Hope you have a good day regardless of twuntiness!

Doggus, good work! I love to have a supermarket arguement. People are so fucking rude sometimes. A bit of courtesy doesn't cost anything. Yes, I have the same surname (fortunately I haven't married the knobhead yet )!!

My ds was a really easy baby, he was sweet, he slept well, hardly ever cried and only fed ever 4 hours or so. Now he is still quite sweet, but he feeds every 3 hours or so (day and night), doesn't sleep for longer than half an hour at a time (seriously) and has a severe death wish. Dd was a horrible whiny baby, always complaining and could never be put down. She fed all the time, sometimes for hours and never slept. Now she is very sweet, funny and sleeps all night, but is a bit too clever for her own good. She is very sneaky and always thinking of sly plans. Ds is easier to deal with, I am quite good at ignoring tantrums, but dd winds me up with her fibs and sneakiness. It's all swings and roundabouts really. They are both special in their own way, but both drive me mad in their own way!!

Sorry you still feel crap daisy. Dp doesn't bother asking me to do stuff anymore, he knows it won't get done!

Although saying that I am going to do myself a to do list today and work through it if it kills me!

Now, do I go into town today and do some clothes shopping and get other stuff and just go to Ikea on Thurs...or do I try and do it both in one day? Or shall I leave Ikea til next week, I think I may die on opening day!

hope you are feeling a bit better today daisy. glad it's an infection and nothing more sinister, and that it clears up quickly.

DS2 at home today, he had an awful night. I think yesterday was too much for him.

No doubt DS1 will be grassing me up to his teacher again today, I fell asleep putting baggins to bed and they had to wak me at bedtime (probably past their bedtime)

I am quaking on my sofa doggus. Good on ya!

As I fell asleep I never got round to the dishes last night, and DH has actually done them He is home for part of today, but it is the last shoot of the season at his friends, so he is going there later to do the dinner but

You're going to shoot me but DS still hasn't thrown a tantrum. He might flap or whinge a bit but none of the full on stuff. He is probably saving it up for later!

My ds likes to throw himself down and smack his head on the floor. If I take something away from him then I have to hold onto him until the worst of the tantrum is over to stop him hurting himself! He is very emotional! Dd never had proper tantrums until the terrible twos, but even then not much. She knows there are much better, and quieter, ways to get what you want. Mainly kissing and cuddling and asking daddy!

Holly

Ikea on opening day = death wish
it will still be there later!

Dd has rolled up a bit of tissue paper and stuck it up her nose. It's too far up for me to get out, but not far enough up to make her sneeze.....aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh

she has cleared it....I tried to get it and must've pushed it up far enough to trigger her sneeze reflex.

It's not the first time she's done it; peas are a favourite to disappear up there, as are orange pips if she gets one in her orange

phew daisy.

I have had a phonecall to go to the GP as they've got my second urine test back. Am now torturing myself as to why. With DS2 being home I can'y go til tomorrow as the only appts were after DH has gone out. Bugger.