Lol, shall I summarise this week for you, to really panic you?!
Ds1 spent most of Wed in medical room apparently, after diving headfirst off climbing frame onto a chain scramble net (not that the teacher told me )
He spent last night vomiting with a high temperature so is off sick today.
Also this week, ds1 has launched himself so hard off the pole that he landed on the corner of a chair and bled
Ds2 stood on the thing we keep all our dvds in, and did a wee which ran throgh the hinge bit and dripped all in the dvds and dh's precious cds (ones that he kept in cases ather than bunging in the cd wallets we use).
Ds2 had to be evicted from both nursery and reception, after making a mad dash for both cos he's so desperate to go.
Ds2 got his finger stuck in a baby walker thing at soft play , on the same visit as being ladeded on at foot of slide by a 9ish yr old, and falling down toilet whilst doing a poo.
He has also fallen asleep on our toilet mid-poo, left his buttiebag and spare clothes on the bus, been told off by bus driver for standing on the chair, lit the gas stove leaving the gas running, done a poo on the table (total accident, in his defence), and attempted to get into the loft once I was up there so couldnt reach down to stop him getting up the ladder.
They have hit each other about a million times, attacked each other with fishing nets pretending to be daleks (on their heads), fallen from the top of our bush whilst climbing together (is v spindly and does not hold a boys weight!).
And ds2 has learnt to call ds1 by name but he cant pronounce it so he's yelling 'bye sexy' through the window of reception in the mornings